Phandom Jokes

Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

Misfit (Phan AU)

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...

showbiz // phan

the one where the owner of a fashion boutique falls for a struggling actor with a notorious side job. // completed 10|03|17 // hughest ranking; #1 in #phanfiction // tw; none

You're The Straw To My Berry (Phan)

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Colorful | Phan | Completed

"Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always see...

The Life Of A Emo Who Was Never On MySpace

Carson made me do this

Hurtful Quotes

Quotes that are reasons to why many people are sad

The Write Place Journal

Memorable characters, intriguing writing style and the perfect audience; these make both the writer and reader happy. At The Write Place, we cater for your needs-both as a writer and as a reader- through a series of well-planned activities setup to keep everyone engaged. Looking for your next breath taking read? Don't...

Cursed

Do you ever think you will get afraid of something which you couldn't decipher what it was? And why it was behind you? Do you have faith in God or ever think that God will protect you? If it was no, then you should probably change your idea and hope for the best. Don't attempt to proceed until unless you want to get C...

Trumperica

Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the high...

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

You are... Mine

True love has a way to reach you at right time, even though it is far away from you. Sarah, a nerd girl who was far different from other girls. She is a shy yet garrulous person in her comfort zone, compassionate to her best friends, a precious girl for her parents, and constantly away from the flirty and ditcher one...

Stay Away From Georgie

Georgie is no ordinary friend. Georgie lies, makes false promises, and he does other things too. Very, very bad things. That's why if you meet Georgie, you should stay away from him. A short Horror Story

Culture Bites

I work with a bunch of very interesting people who come from all over. What do they think of their culture? Their parents' culture? Read their colourful stories and help me prove to them that it's more than just my curiosity that makes talking about your background worthwhile. #freeyourstory

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 2]

Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry f...

T's Hopeline | ✓

❝Admitting that you need help doesn't make you more broken. It makes you fixable, and teachable.❞ Depression is a disease which has taken more and more victims with time. James is one of them. This brave teenager makes one last move, seeking help from a helpline he found online and that may have just been what kept h...

Harry Potter pick up lines

Harry Potter awesome pick up lines that will make you laugh at the end of the time

The Peculiars' Tale (UNCUT VERSION)

She can see the future, her name is Jill Morie. They are Peculiars, they exist. And this is their tale. ***** Jill Morie, the girl who can see the future, never wants her power and believes that every event in the universe is already determined. Until one day, she decided to interfere with fate to compensate for he...

How to Write Science Fiction

"Science fiction writers foresee the inevitable, and although problems and catastrophes may be inevitable, solutions are not." - Isaac Asimov This piece is intended as a bit of a Help guide, a point of reference and hopefully something people will enjoy, as ultimately all of you will have different experiences reading...

The FanFair

The FanFair is a place for you to find and connect with people who love the things you love. It's a place to immerse yourself in all of your favorite fandoms, discover lesser-known fanfiction writers, and geek out with your fellow Wattpadders. We'll have essays, interviews, advice columns, writer spotlights, and every...

The Numbered

Imagine the second you're born, a consultant removes you from your mother's grasp and runs a battery of genetic and physiological tests on you. Thirty minutes later they give you a score out of one hundred which denotes your level of perfection. If your score is above eighty and you work hard to maintain that score yo...