instagram | c.h.

calumhood liked your photo calumhood commented dope asf ;) calumhood sent you a message ♡♡♡ copyright; © lvshslut

Ugly : clifford a.u

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

phone sex ❥ luke hemmings

in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

Instagram ↬ Calum Hood

cute little pics of things Calum and his wife post on Instagram

Professor irwin

Book #1 in the Professor Series

skinny ; mc au 《 completed. 》

"no, michael, i'm too fat to have an eating disorder!" trigger warning - started: 18th of july 2016. completed: 13th of march 2017.

Internet Friends || Michael Clifford ✓

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

Nine Lines | lrh ✔️

His one night stands never leave him. ✖️ dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke

The Deep Dark Web | lrh

✖️A collection of Dark!Luke horror fics I've written✖️ ✖️RED RUM My boyfriend, Luke, has a secret. Maybe it has something to do with the blood on his shirt and the knives in his bag. ✖️DADDY'S DAYJOB In which a single father will do absolutely anything in his power to make sure that his children are happy... no matte...

Cigarettes || C.H

"Did you know ciggarets kill?" "Didnt your parents teach you to mind you own business?" 28/11/16 to

My Angel | lrh ✔️

luke is immortal and jenny isn't. ◇ book 2 of the short series. ©loudluke

The Dollmaker's Son | lrh ✔️

The dollmaker's son is a little weird. But I guess you would be too, if you had stitches where your mouth's supposed to be. ✖️ kinda dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke

boxer ⋆ luke hemmings ✔️

"And after all the fucking matches, broken bones, ripped punching bags and crowds yelling at me to get up... who the fuck knew that my hardest fight would be you?" • [Contains smut] ©loudluke

Fraternity | lrh

❝you have a pretty detailed fantasy of my boyfriends best friend banging you against the wall❞ {luke hemmings} {warnings : smut, sexual content, daddy kink}

neighbour ➢ luke hemmings ✔️

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

alumni ➢ luke hemmings [DISCONTINUED]

"He's kind of like a bad boy with a dark past. But he has money, a relentless sex drive, a fraternity full of fuckwits and hella heart eyes for the innocent. I'd stay away." ➢warning: sexual content ➢warning 2: lophie, fratboy!luke ©loudluke

The Boyfriend Project. C.H. (A.U.) {COMPLETED}

"Calum please don't go." I plead desperately. "I can't stay." He says coldly before grabbing his bag and walking to the door. "Cal.." I reach out for him but he flinches away. "It's feels like you put a knife through my chest and pushed it right through to the,other side of my back." His eyes are glassy and I fe...

I Slept With Justin Bieber ➳ JB & AG

A story in which a girl sleeps with Justin Bieber which causes everything to take a turn for the worse. [highest rank: #2 in Fanfiction] - please remember that this is an a.u (alternative universe), any references or similarities to actual events, real people-- living or dead, or to a real place are intended to give t...

Princess // l.h.

"Princess?" "it's Ruby, actually."

Club Penguin || l.h.

"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."

Professor Hemmings •l.h•

Book #3 in the Professor Series

7:15.

"7:15, that's our time."

group dms ➵ ashton irwin

@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)

Project Daddy || a.i

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

instagram :: calum hood

this is a story about a girl meeting a boy on Instagram where they both have 5sos fan accounts

Her Butler C.H.

"im just doing my job, and a little more" barely any apostrophes and lower case intended. IN NO WAY AM I SHIPPING HALSEY AND CALUM JS, I JUST THINK ASHLEY IS UNBELIEVABLY PRETTY AND SHOULD BE THE CHARACTER.

99 Skinny • Adopted by 5sos #Wattys2016

She thought the world was against her and being loved just wasn't for her, until she met four boys determined to change that. (the writing in this is certainly not my best, just a heads up) warning: this book deals with triggering topics such as eating disorders, self-harm, and suicide. [highest ranking ~ #1 fanfictio...

cannibal café [luke hemmings] 18+

cannibal ˈkanɪb(ə)l/ noun a person who eats the flesh of other human beings. neele accidentally lurks a devilishly attractive cannibal to her address, and he won't take no for an answer.

dentist ⇒ luke hemmings [updating & editing]

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.