Funny comebacks
Most hilarious comebacks ever!!! NOT ALL MINE
She was the light and he was the darkness. She dreamed to find love, and feel it in the arms of the one she would love. He's the reason for your tears, the negative voice in your head. He's the one that whispers "you're not worth it" in your ear. Love aginst the dark, love against the world..
All hell breaks loose when Audrey Lancaster's ex-boyfriend comes from the other side of the earth to haunt her with their cringe-worthy eighth grade relationship memories and ultimately tries to win her back, despite her super hot soccer-star boyfriend who is ready to fight for her 24/7. ▪▪▪ Part of The Purpose univer...
Boys are a big deal as everybody knows that. So here's a little book about boys
THIS IS TIPS, JOKES, GIRL QUOTES, AND THINGS GIRLS WILL ONLY GET. SORRY BOYS, BUT IM NOT SORRY.
Everything a girl teen needs. From morning routines to cute pick-me-ups.
I was pushed onto the side of the car roughly. I gasped at the impact. "Oh, you hate me?" He asked as we both breathed heavily. He had me pinned between him and the car. His warm breath waved on my neck sending cold chills down my body. "Don't you ever say that again." He growled. I closed my eyes and looked down, af...
I started writing this book when I was 16, and now I'm turning 20 this year!! All of these tips will be based on things I wish I knew when I was 16, so you will see things I used to write back then, that I have now commented on at 19, to give you an older insight on what really matters and how much those problems at 1...
For any of you lazy lot out there, how would you like a simple routine to get a hot body without changing too much of your personal lives? You can do one exercise that'll take probably less than 5 minutes a day to really get that perfect hourglass figure that we all dream of! So read ahead if you want that tiny waist...
SEQUEL TO GOOD GIRLS LOVE BAD BOYS New day, new school, new people. For assumed bad boy, Max Harris, it wasn't a problem. He could act as cocky and arrogant as he wanted so that people wouldn't know the real him. That is, until a certain girl catches his attention and turns his world upside down; in the best way human...
I never was quite human, and it didn't help that Delaine Jane made the government change me. I was now far too perfect to me human. I didn't understand any of the dirty jokes people sent my way, and when someone gave me a glare it meant war. Then Matthew came along, and he was weirdly different. I thought he was just...
James slid his hand to the nape of my neck, holding me steady against his lips. His other hand stayed on my waist. "I thought you couldn't handle me," He muttered against my lips, reconnecting them without missing a second. I smiled against his kiss. "I have two hands." * * * * * * Charming James Roedan is ma...
(Book 1) "What exactly did you do to get kicked out of your last school?" I felt my chest tighten when the vicious smirk played across Noah's lips. He leaned toward me in a flash, pressing me against my bedroom wall. "If I told you, I would have to kill you." Willow Abernathy is your cliche good girl. Grades are p...
(Book 2) *Contains spoilers below* "I needed more closure than what you gave me." I half lied. "It feels like an open wound someone keeps pouring salt on." His expression remained hard and cold. Almost distant. "I don't know what you want from me, Willow. You coming here isn't closing any wounds, it's just open...
"First things first, learn how to loosen up. If you really want to learn, you can't be so uptight." He said as he circled around me. "It's just weird, I'm not used to it." I said shyly. He stopped, standing in front of me. He sighed. "Look Gracie, I'm not saying you should be totally open and comfortabl...
Emma Miller didn't know that one run in with the school's bad boy, Aiden Black, would make her life go in all different directions. She didn't know that one little accidental bump into him would throw her into a world of drugs, violence and bad guys. Even with all that, she didn't know that one little accidental bump...
This is about a girl who is came to bells college to become an even better soccer player but will her hot football player roomate get in the way?
"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepen...
"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...
Have you ever had a guy who u really liked but then they say something and ruin it. Or a boyfriend who did something stupid, and you don't know if you want to still date him. Give them this book to read so they know what NOT to do!!! Then they might actually have a clue
Mackayla didn't know what to do with herself when the new boy ,or should I say bad boy, moved in next door. she didn't know what to do when he admitted that he wanted her. she always believed in the quote ' once a player , always a player ' but he was willing to change just for her. Is she willing to take that risk...
"You've hurt me enough!" She screamed at him. "I know and I'm sorry." He cried out. "But maybe what hurt you can be the one to fix you."
A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...
Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?
Exactly what the title says . . . Book 2 is OUT NOW, completed, with 100 MORE pick up lines for you to enjoy! Book 3 is OUT NOW, with 30 HALLOWEEN pick up lines!!
"A quiet, bookish girl who must overcome horrendous obstacles." • The Steele Family Series - Book 1 • Charlotte Locke-mega geek-has always been in love with her best friend's brother, Christian Steele. What is not to love about the man she deems, "Utterly perfect"? Aside from the fact that he is Bridgewalk's most conf...
WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS NOT BEEN EDITED. THIS BOOK IS CONFUSING IN THE BEGINNING BUT IT GRADUALLY GETS BETTER. I WARNED YOU. ~ "We're going to be your teachers." Macy said. "For what?" I asked. "To be popular bad asses," Simone said. "No more good girl for you." ~ Naomi Hensley, she was the girl nobody noticed and ass...