Tagalog Jokes

a compilations of funny jokes circulating in the internet..

Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

Marrying Mr. Arrogant (PUBLISHED)

[PUBLISHED UNDER SUMMIT MEDIA] Love. Sacrifice. Forgiveness. Although Andrea Vianca seems like a typical girl at Southern Yale University, she doesn't quite fit in. Hindi naman kasi siya anak-mayaman tulad ng halos lahat ng estudyanteng nag-aaral sa unibersidad. Sa katunayan ay ulila na siya. Pero dahil sa...

Deal with the Billionaire [COMPLETED]

COMPLETED

HSMS2: Only One You

"The one and only person I call love is you." (KINDLY READ BOOK 1 FIRST, BEFORE READING THIS.)

Worthless (Published Under MPress)

Maria Georgianne Marfori loved Noah Elizalde more than anything in this world. Ganon din halos lahat ng mga babaeng kilala niya. Yes, he's probably that hot and adorable. Kaya naman ay maaga niyang natutunan ang pag mamahal ng walang pag aalinlangan at takot. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na darating ang araw na susu...

Barkada Trip

Sa isang barkada, hindi mawawala ang outing pagdating nang bakasyon. Panahon na din para makapag-refresh ang mga utak matapos ang ilang buwang ginugol sa pag-aaral. Pero pano kung ang masaya pala nilang summer vacation ay biglang maging... huling summer na pala nila?

A Wife's Cry

Twenty-four-year-old hotel heiress, Vanessa Rio Perez was never loved by her husband, Allen Travis Fajardo, causing her to find happiness in the arms of another man which she will regret and pay for to earn her husband's love and trust back. *** Forced into a marriage to merge their family businesses, Vanessa did not...

Dating Alys Perez (PUBLISHED)

(Seducing Drake Palma Book 2) "Hindi na ako magpapadala sa 'yo, Drake. You're just going to make me fall then smash me into pieces once again." It's been four years since Alys graduated from St. Claire's High. And by now, naka-move-on na siya mula sa first serious relationship niya no'ng high school. She now has a ma...

Halikan Kita Dyan Eh! (Published under PSICOM)

“You chose the hard life, I chose to love you.”  Ara Loraine “Rayne” Yen-Sia has everything. Luke JoPierre Zamora Cariño has her heart. And he chose to break it. She chose to run away from everything. She’d moved on and he’s still stuck.  “Bakit mo kailangang mag-move on, when it was you who first let go?”

She's The Queen Gangster

"Kinukuha ko ang lahat ng Akin. At yang batang yan, akin yan. Anak ko yan. Kaya sa ayaw mo o sa gusto mo, kukuhain ko siya." - Gino Padilla (Book2 of Shes the Princess Gangster)

He Stole My...Sssh! (Under Editing)

"I Just woke up one morning knowing that there's a beautiful man sleeping beside me. Oh God! I'am no longer PURE." [Some MATURE Content Inside. NO SOFT COPY.]

The Despicable Guy Book 1

Published under Summit Media's Pop Fiction Books! Grab yours now for P195! Check Booksale, Pandayan Bookshop, National Bookstore, Mini Stop, 711 and Filbars for copies <3 HALF LANG PO ITO NG TAGALOG VERSION NG TDG BOOK 1 <3

Good Girl Gone Bad (PUBLISHED)

(For Hire: A Damn Good Kisser Book 2) Meet the new Dana Kathryn Ferrer. A little bit older and wiser, and a lot more confident, Dana-or DK, as she now prefers to be called-is the life of every party. Since he-who-must-not-be-named left her, DK has reinvented herself. Gone is the girl who's always pining for that boy...

Seducing Drake Palma (PUBLISHED AND SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE)

"Drake Palma, humanda ka! I'm going to get you by hook or by crook!" Ito si Alys Perez, may pagka-loner, maingay, madalas bagsak ang grades sa klase, bigo sa pag-ibig, at may malaki siyang problema. Kasi naman, pumayag siyang gawin ang isang bagay na wala talaga siyang kahit anong experience. Ano ba naman ang alam niy...

SHE'S MINE.ONLY MINE [PUBLISHED Under Life Is Beautiful (LIB)]

[ Highest Rank Achieved #1 in Gangster ] LIXIEN: Ano ba?! Why are you acting like a jealous boyfriend?! CLYDE: Damn it Lixien! Beacause I'am! Don't ever go near him baka hindi mo magustuhan ang gawin ko sa kanya! LIXIEN: But your not actually my boyfriend. CLYDE: Then be my girl! ||Two different person| Two different...

Every Beast Needs A Beauty (GLS#1)(Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Bata pa lang ay namulat na si Sunny na tatlong bagay lang ang kailangan niya sa buhay: bahay, pera, at pamilya. Namuhay siyang mahirap sa loob ng labing siyam na taon at ngayong bente na siya ay hindi iyon nagbago. Ang tanging nag bago lang siguro sa kanya ngayon ay ang pagkawala ng kanyang katuwang sa buhay: ang kany...

My Fiancé Since Birth(Completed)A published book under LIB/Pastrybug

Van o Vincent? Hindi malaman ni Alex kung sino sa dalawa ang kanyang pipiliin. Si Van na fiance nya mula nang isilang sya o si Vincent na kanyang master na ubod nang suplado . Si Van na alam nyang mahal sya o si Vincent na itinitibok nga ng kanyang puso ngunit alam nyang masasaktan lang sya dahil may fian...

She's the Pambara Queen [Published by LIB]

[Available nationwide. Published by LIB. Please buy the book for the edited and better version] UNEDITED;;; The original story of this book is not suitable for people who doesn't like informal writing. If you don't want a bad protagonist, then don't read this. Please don't judge unless nabasa mo nang buo.Thank you. GI...

Daddy? (PUBLISHED BOOK)

[Daddy Series 1]: Book 1 of 2 ng Daddy? Published na po under LIB. Php129.75 Book 2 of 2 is also published already. Please do support. Thank you! [This is the unedited version. Sorry for the typos, grammar corrections and jeje sound effects&emoticons.] 17. Incoming freshman sa college. Tinagurian akong "Badboy" sa ac...

EX with Benefits (COMPLETED)

Sabi nila kapag ex na, ex na. Hindi na dapat nagkikita pa. Meet Arkisha, the girl who will do everything just to make her ex, Adam Jacob stay in her life. After the break up, there is something they can't get enough of. Benefits. Sa larong ito, ang unang ma-inlove ulit, ang talo. But for Arkisha, kaya niyang isuga...

Black Butterfly

Available on GoodNovel App "Just like in highschool, if you have the rooftop, it means that it is your territory and there would be no one to stop your ascension...but, standing at the top gives bittersweet feelings too in between your glory and your sorry." --- Black Butterfly (Bella Echizen Smith)

The Midnight Murders

Waking up from coma, Kendra finds out that not everything in Redwood is what it seems nor is her picture-perfect life.

Our Deadly Pact

Book 1 of the Pact Series (also known as Our Suicide Pact) (Warning: This story was written in 2013 when I was around 15-16 years old. A plethora of errors and triggering themes ahead, such as violence, suicide, and vices.) xx One by one each person who joined the suicide pact gets killed and now its up to the wannab...

Heartless (Published under Sizzle and MPress)

Elevators. Airplanes. Palaman ng Sandwich. Yung feeling na papunta ka pa lang at excited ka pa lang sa pupuntahan mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa lang yung birthday mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa ang isa pang espesyal na araw. Yung feeling na ilang oras na lang ay pasko na. Yung feeling na tatlong araw na lang simula n...

Charm Academy School of Magic

She is Ariela Davis, an ordinary girl with an ordinary life. Pero dahil sa isang insidente kinailangan niyang lumipat sa bagong school sa gitna ng kanyang Senior year. Sa isang MAGIC SCHOOL kung saan dating nagtuturo ang kanyang Lola. This story is about magic, adventure, fantasy and romance. Welcome to CHARM ACADEMY:...

Zugzwang: The Final Pact

Pact Series #3 | "Think like a knight, act like a pawn"

Fear Thy Pact

Pact Series # 2 | "To defeat the monster, I must become a monster."

SECRET HEIRESS

Si Zelle ay isang anak mayaman, hiredera. Ano kayang mangyayari sa kanya kung papasukin siya sa public school? Kaya niya kaya ang magpanggap na mahirap?

The Break Up Planner (Published Under Pop Fiction)

"Break na 'yan sa Sabado!"