Joker One Shots

A collection of short stories regarding the Joker. Warning: smut, violence, language.

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a Joker and Harley fanfiction. "Quinzel, Harleen Quinzel." She smiles. I like her smile...

when you fall in love with a pyscho

a harley quinn and joker fanfiction about how they first ment and how they became the king and queen of crime.. in both point of veiws of the joker and harley quinn her self based off the suicde squad virison of joker

Joke's On Us

This is a fanfiction story based on the DC characters. It's a little twist on Joker and Harley. In this version (again I own no rights to the characters or the setting Arkham) Harley and Joker face off against Batman, Penguin, and even someone close to Harley who has a vendetta against her. It's Harley's plunge into m...

Joker + Harley Imagines

These are me and Mistah J imagines. Some are smuts others are just fan fictions. Some may be too intense for others. Not only the smuts, but the stories themselves may be too graphic and/or emotional. Just a warning. Enjoy.

Mad Love

She didn't love him for the way he silenced her demons, but for how his demons danced with hers. He didn't love her for her sanity, but for how she dove head first into insanity for him. She didn't want someone to take away the darkness, but to stay in it with her. He didn't want someone to question his insanity, bu...

Boys & Toys || Harley x Joker ft. Enchantress x Colonel

The best among the rest, a psychologist at Arkham Asylum, working her best for 10 years, Doctor Harleen Quinzel. She was assigned to the clown himself and the workplace romance had gone wrong. She became crazier than him, but what had kept Harleen sane was her best friend, June. But what happens if June herself isn't...

Toxic

From the suicide squad Harley Quinn and The Joker love story. But not just your average their love is toxic.

Lucky You

You know what they say about the crazy ones ? ♦ Joker/Harley fanfiction ♦ credits to the owner for the cover (found on tumblr)

Let's put a smile on that face

Joker's at it again, creating diabolical schemes at the throat of B-man with Harley as his ragdoll, hopping along obliviously behind. Harley pushes the limits of their disturbing relationship. (This is my first soooo no judgies or I'll punch you in the butt -.-)

Harley's Wild Secret

This is a DC Comics story focused on Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) and The Joker (Jared Leto) committing their normal everyday crimes, getting away from Batman (Ben Affleck) as well as having their versions "date night." When all-the-while, something shocking happens to Harley: she's pregnant. This raises a lot of ques...

Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)

Based on the Joker and his love of his life Harley some scenes from suicide squad but most of the scenes I made up which I'm kinda proud of and I apologize before you start reading this book I miss spelled words but it's because I'm a fast typer and I don't pay much attention and if you haven't watched Suicide Squad y...

Harley Quinn And The Joker

This story follows similar to the movie suicide squad, except it focus' on their relationship and getting in depth, showing the abuse and the dysfunction of the relationship. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ALL RIGHTS GO TO D.C. COMICS AND THE MAKERS OF SUICIDE SQAUD

Suicide Squad Alternate Ending (Includes Breif Overveiw Of Movie!)

Including a breif overveiw of the movie, this book will have alternate ending(s) to the blockbuster, "Suicide Squad"

Daddy's Little Monster

Harley Quinn and The Joker are in love. We all know that. But what happens when Harley gets kidnapped and all of her memories are erased? Will her love for him be strong enough then? And will her new friendship with Connor Ward turn into more than what it should be?

Desire

"Desire becomes surrender surrender becomes power" he said, gently putting his finger on my soft bottom lip. "Do you want this?" His blue orbs stared directly into mine, making my heart skip a beat. "I do." I said with confidence and dominance in my voice. "Say it.. Say it.. pretty pretty pretty pretty" he purred, sli...

Jarley A love story (Fan fiction-Harley and Joker)

Jarley = Harley and Joker undefined love for each other. You know the story, but here it is told in a different way. With different characters and Different adventures! (SOME CHARACTERS ARE DC AND SOME ARE MINE) (SOME SCENES ARE FROM SUICIDE SQUAD) (Senses in this book are sexual and violent and will have swea...

Daddy's Little Monster.

When Dr. Harleen Quinzel gets a new patient after a year of working at Arkham Asylum with some of the most infamous criminals in Gotham, her job finally becomes interesting again. But when she meets her new patient and the dominos start to fall will Harleen embrace the chaos or will she run for safety? I do not own Ha...

How To Drown Harley Quinn (A Suicide Squad Novel)

Harley Quinn has been captured, yet her boyfriend is still large. It's only been a few weeks, but she is already feeling the long effects of prison. She needs to get out. That's when they give her a chance. A chance to be reunited with the Joker once and for all. All she has to do is enter the Miss USA contest an...

Bits and Pieces//Harley and Joker

oneshots, memories, and headcanons. fluff, possibly smut, all that jazz ;) 🌚if you have any requests/ideas, please send them!🌚

Jailbreak

We're all mad. So let's live like it.

Puddin

A Joker and Harley Quinn short story about how they met and how Harleen became Harley :)

The Suicide Squad 2: Killing Lullaby

From a young age, Melanie was taken from her parents. Joker and Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn was forced back into the Suicide Squad. And Joker meets his daughter again who he had not seen in years. This is my second book to "The Suicide Squad"

Love Is Insane (Harley and Jokers story)

Harleen Quinzel, an aspiring psychiatrist who studies the Criminally insane finds herself in her dream hospital Arkham Asylum. This is where the worst of worst go her dream she knows how terrible they are but that was only a bonus for her. But she finds herself falling head over heels for the Joker, a psychotic crimin...

The Beginning Of My Life

I decided to write ma origin in ma words not batsy's or anyone elses. M.I.N.E How i met puddin so enjoy the truth... Lօʋɛ -hArLs-5

"Normal is a button on the washmachine..." -DISCONTINUED-

Many years had passed, the lifes of Joker and Harley went great. They freed Harley's friends from prison... They killed the Bat... But what will happen when they hear something nobody expected? Find out in this story!

Crazy about you (Harley x joker suicide squad)

All this abuse is making Harley angry, and she won't tolerate it anymore. Joker tries to become what he isn't, nice. Contains adult situations.

Physcopaths

Harley and jokers story on how they met, and their adventures. (Warning: fluff,smut,abuse)

His Killer Queen (On Hold)

"It wasn't always like this you know. I wasn't always Harley." I smiled at her, "I was a doctor. But, things happened. Love being one of them." "What was it like?" She seemed scared, but she swallowed it and kept talking. "Becoming Harley, being around the Joker?" "Mr. J, now he's where this whole story starts. He...

Mischief and Madness

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if both Harley Quinn and Mr J had a child together??