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  • Buy Your Own DumbAss Now
    40 6 8

    Lihodeev Dunn had the worst dream yet. She had burnt stew to serve for tomorrow's Friendsgivings-currently no parents were replying to her babysitting offers and the most silliest of them all; she'd dreamt that she'd somehow got robbed when she accidentally hovered over an advertisement that offered a 'badass'...

  • Meet the Baxtards
    216K 972 4

    The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a...

  • The Misfortunes of Lolita
    3.6M 148K 36

    A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

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  • Crossed Fingers
    552K 38.4K 84

    "The problem with falling in love is someone always forgets to catch you." Instagram: tearainandlove Copyright © 2014, TeaRainAndLove™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This book contains material protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited...

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