Long Story Short

Long Story Short Definition: phrase used to introduce a shortened account of events. Usage: slang. Example: Long story short, I like you. Top ranks: short story #81, romance #230 [current beautiful cover by @lydiarse]

Cuddle Application

(A Wattpad Featured Story) (Completed, Under Editing) "Oh, shit, we're cuddling..." ➳♀♁➳ Three girls, a Jack Daniels bottle, and a game of Truth or Dare: the recipe for disaster. And if you add in a website, a Cuddle Application, and an incredibly attractive boy named Oliver, the recipe gets a little tastier. But wha...

Slugger

Kennedy didn't mean to slug a baseball at Dante's head. (But he's glad she did). *-*-*-* "You know what they say, right?" "What do they say?" "Being in the same room as someone when they pee automatically makes you soul mates," "Well shit." "Wait, are you surprised or are you taking a dump?" "...

Small Talk #1 ✓

This is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questions asked just call it rice ball.' 'Well that's different.' Highest ach...

Wrong Number Included | ✔

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

The Heartbreak Club

Welcome to The Heartbreak Club. Members include the heartbroken, the heartbreakers, and the ones who just fall in too deep. A set of three ten chapter novellas full of romance, drama, and sailing ships. Cover by @GlueEater Highest rank: #59 teen fiction

Fraternizing with the Enemy

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...

How To Get The Girl

[ PREVIOUSLY: NEW ROMANTICS ] Entering the new school year at St. Benedict's Academy, matchmaker Bianca Moretti thinks she's finally on her way to getting her life back together. Her family situation's improved and she's left her party girl days behind her. That is, until her secret is known by Cameron Walsh-St. Ben'...

Camping for Morons ✓

Peryn Foster loves cheerleading, America's Next Top Model and camping. So, when her best friend suggests a camping trip, she eagerly accepts the offer because it's a chance to get away from her younger sisters and her mother's plans for the upcoming wedding. Ignoring the fact that her ex-boyfriend and his goofy best f...

His Number

Charlotte Everley and her best friend had a tradition. Every summer on June 26th, they call one number--one random number of the same area code, purely for entertainment. When Charlotte's best friend Stella found love with the help of their 'tradition', she added another reason. To find Charlotte a boyfriend. After t...

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...

Twenty-One Night Stand ✓

A Watty Award winner and a featured Wattpad novel. Five years ago, Maddie Hyun and her best friend Peter made a pact. Now it's time to follow through. 21.04.16 → 20.10.16

Bus 44

a lot can happen on the upper deck of the forty-four.

golden willow {2}

❝so my dad says you're the new waitress.❞ ❝yup.❞ ❝what's your name?❞ ❝reema, but everyone calls me reem. who's the guy on the phone?❞ ❝my brother.❞ ❝he's pretty cute.❞ ❝he's pretty taken.❞ -- just a pinch of love #2 -- #400 in Humor (6.17.15) #82 in Humor (3.5.16)

Pretty Boy In Love

[RATED PG-13 NOT RATED R] "You would expect someone who looks like me to be posing in front of the camera, but I've decided against it for now. I'm still quite fully interested in the works behind the lens." - Juliet Merrill is a 16 year old aspiring photographer. When she sees an article in a national magazine that s...

Rotations

cover made by the fabulous @dandielions "An invention of pure terror, the Ferris Wheel is." "But, the view is so beautiful, seeing everything from up high.." "Don't even mention the extreme heights, or I will puke." "What if I help you get over your fear?" "If you can do that, you must be a really powerful being or...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

Two Fish

→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those wate...

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...

Something Blue

“When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder... and so much better.” • • • The nonsensical tale of adjusting university student Lennon Fox and her...

Genieology 101

When Lexi comes across a vintage lamp at an old thrift store in the middle of nowhere, she decides it would make the perfect addition to her growing antique collection. Upon polishing the artifact, she discovers that the legend is indeed true- genies do exist. So when Jinn, an attractive, albeit slightly grumpy and sa...

Guidelines

"I have a few guidelines for you, but don't worry it's not rocket science: 1. Do not talk too much around me. 2. Do not laugh obnoxiously around me. 3. Do not ask me too many questions. 4. Do not get into any trouble and drag me into it. 5. Do not interfere with my personal life. Do you think you can do thi...

Bunny and Clyde

"I'm Bunny" "And I'm Clyde" "You just reached our voicemail. Please leave your name and phone number and our associate will get to you as soon as possible." "And maybe you should try calling the cops first, you know." [extended summary inside] [sporadic updates, but with NaNo coming up, I'm going to be updating freque...

Broken Record

High school senior Nick Kincaid has known Samantha Lawson for almost all of his life. They're as close as two friends can ever get. Best friends. But what if he wants to be more? What if he realizes he has fallen in love with the one girl who will never look at him that way?

Spies

Kezzie and Zeke are both given the same mission. To dress as the opposite sex and stay under-cover while roaming their enemies Agency.

Whipped ✔

When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.

Internet Addict

Every teenager is an addict. Whether they're addicted to shopping, texting, sleeping, playing video games or simply just hanging out with their friends, every teen has that one thing that they can't get enough of. Elsa King was no exception. She would stay up all night chatting away with her new found friends across t...

Wish Upon A Demon [EDITING]

Book 1 in the 'Paraverse' series. "I wish to become beautiful, inside and outside." For eighteen-year-old Faye Martin, becoming beautiful was the only wish she ever had. And surprisingly, one summer night, it comes true. And then along with it, she's granted a lot more than she asked for. Introduced int...

Pause (Published)

#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...