"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
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No spoilers...at least... not yet. *laughs like a maniac* ... ... ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, NO MORE PUNS. JUST STOP HITTING ME, KRIS. *sighs deeply* Alright, readers. This is a stupid book written on a stupid girl wearing a stupid hat living in a stupid house with ANOTHER stup- *looks at Kris and gulps* INTELLIGENT girl who...