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dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction
dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction
our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us. © sage; two-thousand-and-fourteen.
In which a forgetful Melanie leaves a note between her and her best friend under her desk, and a nosey Calum reads said note and leaves another. » (cover by mashtxn) » © hxmmxngs
In which a pair meet due to being stuck next to each other during a four hour traffic jam.
"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"
"you're absolutely breathtaking, baby." in which a boy confused about his sexuality falls for a sarcastic girl.
"whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." ©PLVTONIC
"he would watch her every day through the camera lens, admiring her beauty, and she would catch him; only to have him scurry off and leave her wondering who the boy behind the lens was" // story idea credit goes to skunkboy
Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed...
❝Once you lose someone, it is never the same exact person who comes back.❞ Highest Ranking: #112 in Short Story (01/11/2015) Date of Writing: 01/06/2015 - 01/12/2015
[NEW ONE] ❝You have to help me, Ella.❞❝Why should I? You're scaring the living crap out of me,❞ she breathed out.❝Please, Ella, you're the only one who can help me.❞
she's in love with calum, and calum's in love with alcohol #145 in Short Story
"Calum and Thomas are the same person." "You've got to be kidding me." In which a girl falls inlove with two different people but little did she know that it's just one person [updated info]
silly, isn't it? how a few cups of coffee and some notes brought us together?
in which his friend's little sister comes back after two years, and he still hasn't moved on.
a pretty girl says he can't cook, so he bakes a cake. highest rank: short story #459
the story of a girl with a dragon heart and the boy with a dragon tattoo [winter of the the 4 seasons of princess series]
❝and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun.❞ ✧ book two of the nevermind series ✧ © 2014 horizonless ✧ completed.
he just wanted sex. she just wanted to be loved. so they compromised this is the ugliest book ive ever written, the storyline is good but my writing isn't. if you want good material, go read my other books :)
in which a boy with an overinflated ego and a girl with a penchant for sassing discover their chemistry in chemistry. (highest rankings: #575 teen fiction) © lily, 2015. all rights reserved.
in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.
"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]
"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."
when racing becomes everything in her life, and then, it was not. [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford
in which a girl meets a boy on omegle and she has no fucking clue that it is her favorite band member. started editing : june 14, 2015 and finished editing it that day lmao i cringed when i proofread and saw how horrible this is written so i edited a few chapters
The new girl in town, Allison Johnson, makes a deal with local sports-star Calum Hood. Little does she know, that's the first of many deals she'll be making with him.