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The life of Trumpy

When the obnoxious, sexist and Homophobic Donald Trump becomes elected for president of the United States of America, furious citizens who name themselves "Drumpfs", hatch a secret plan, to kill Donald Trump once and for all......... But obstacles only make their plan ten times harder than it has to be, and it all rai...

Attack on Titan Facts

Just wanna share what I know about this freaking anime.

Macbeth

"Macbeth" tells the story of a brave Scottish general named Macbeth who receives a prophecy from a trio of witches that one day he will become King of Scotland. Consumed by ambition and spurred to action by his wife, Macbeth murders King Duncan and takes the throne for himself. He is then wracked with guilt and parano...

Facts about Harry Potter that you didn't know

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

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The Greater Good: Dumbledore and Grindelwald

Eighteen-year-old Gellert Grindelwald is in an even worse mood than usual. A long, murky history of twisted Magical experiments at Durmstrang has finally led to his expulsion. As far as Gellert is concerned, it's the final black mark against his name. By request of his Father, Gellert's bags were packed, and he was se...

Star Wars The Chat Wars: The Forcebook Edition

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... a great war between powerful forces was being waged. There were heavy casualties on both sides. And the settings for this fight were... social medias. Great battles will be waged in the far reaches of Forcebook, where heroes and villains will emerge, padawans will post stup...

Star Wars: The Humour Wars Continue

Star Wars Joins Facebook

Star Wars joins Facebook.... What can go wrong?

Star Wars: The Humour Wars

Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise. The humour of Star Wars. Warning: May contain strong language.

I Hate Donald Trump

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...

Sinister Tales

"Sometimes it's best to stay out where you're not welcome." Demented will chill you to the bone, for these are not your usual bedtime stories. From a son who wants to teach his mother a lesson, a deadly myth on Kingly Road, people who have a certain bizarre diet, to some of the most terrifying things your head could...

Zombie Apocalypse

Once New Orleans became infected with the "Dark flu" everything changed. School became a doctors appointment and adults beame freakishly worried parents. Just as everyone was getting used to the daily checks, the flu suddenly became deadly. But not everyone is staying dead. Carmen, a normal 17 year old student become'...

Broken Brothers - Life as a Minecraft Mob 2

The tale of Herobrine is well known, but who actually is he? Why was he removed? How can a Minecraft character be a real-life person's brother? Nobody knows. Until now. ~o~O~o~ Kudos to lucylucyloo for making the cover and SkyLover12345 for thinking of the name. Also thanks to OliviaLovesSnow and da_brochacho for help...

Pride and Prejudice (1813)

The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertf...

Breeder Nation

Living in a world where the human race is dying off faster than it can reproduce, sixteen year old Maddie Ryan has started her period, an almost guaranteed sign of fertility. Knowing it's only a matter of time before the government finds out and forces her into the life of a Breeder, where her sole purpose will be to...

Life as a Minecraft Mob

I bet you thought that all Minecraft mobs were just annoying pests who deserved to be killed. You thought wrong. Each mob has a story, each mob has its own feelings. Here are just a few of them. ~o~O~o~ This story is dedicated to all the YouTubers who keep me entertained and stem my love for Minecraft. Special thanks...

This Would Be Paradise (Book 1)-A Zombie Novel

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the...