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Arin doesn't like to talk. Dan doesn't like to listen.

Hi, my name is [Dan] - COMPLETED

Dan is just like any other boy... except he was born in a girls body. When he reveals to his best friend how he feels she leaves him and he soon gains the unwanted attention of Phil Lester - a person who won't let Dan forget what body he was born into. Finished: 10•05•17

Incompetent (phan)

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

a c h e ✓

❝She was too busy to realize that he did see everything in her − too busy to realize that he still does.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

Ari and Zac

Ari Callahan has no idea how to talk to boys -- or how to talk to anyone for that matter. Enter Zac, the cute new guy in town who won't stop texting her. But is his interest real, or does he have a hidden agenda? ***** Found as a young child washed...

Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing f...

f l a w s ✓

❝If I'm going to write a book it will be about you − about your flaws − because when I first fell in love with you it was because of your flaws.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

Table 15

✔ - Completed Sean (his friends call him Jack) is behind on his rent. YouTube hasn't been paying as well as he had hoped, and he's been forced to take on a part-time job. He found work at the Other Side Café and Bar, as a waiter. It's usually uneventful, until one day when one particular regular walks into the diner a...

The Odd Soulmate (Septiplier One-Shot Collab)

~A One-Shot collab with the amazingly talented CardboredProductions, first place winner in my One-Shot/Story Competition for their awesome story "Love, Mark"~ No one knows why the words are there. Everyone just has sentences etched onto their forearm. They've been there since anyone can remember. These words, when spo...

Nudes, please? ✄ Phan [FINISHED]

Dank memes and sexual themes

Dreamer [Phanfiction]

Enrolling into one of the best universities in the country, Phil Lester is ecstatic. But all of his excitement fades away when he meets his new roommate, Dan Howell, who has his mind set upon getting Phil transferred rooms. Dan is cold to him from the beginning, but Phil believes he could be hiding something from him...

The Benefits Project ; phan au

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...

Identity (Phan)

Dan is definitely beyond nervous to start at the prestigious boarding school, Harrison Academy. He wants to get away from the past and start a new life, where he meets his dorm mate, Phil Lester. Phil is always happy, it seems, and wants the best for everyone, but as he continues to get to know Dan, he realizes that t...

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Wonderwall | phan au (COMPLETE)

"When you feel like you're just stuck in a hole, it's your Wonderwall that saves you." Dan signs himself into a mental hospital after he has suicidal thoughts. Once there he meets Phil, his shy roommate. He will do anything and everything to get Phil out of his shell. ~ inspired by the film "it's kind of a funny st...

paper thin (phan)

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

Before You Leave // Phan

❝Remember that first time we hugged at the train station? I remember seeing your face light up and I hugged you for so long, I didn't want to let go because for once, I felt complete. But that was before you left.❞

Outcast ✧ Phan

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...

snapchat

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Pest//phan au

Dan Howell has never been the most social person. He can't be touched, or else he has a major panic attack; he's cold and distant to everyone except his best friend, Cat; all he ever really does is study. One day, an unusually perky boy moves to town and becomes extremely interested in Dan. TRIGGER WARNING: panic atta...

blank | phan

"You're the only masterpiece I need." - TRIGGER WARNING: DISEASES, DEATH, FAMILY, FAMILY ISSUES, BLOOD, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH © cherryjoonseok 2015

Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

dear insecurities [phan-completed]

"we spend all this time waiting for tomorrow, yet it never arrives." the story of a boy who writes to his insecurities. the story of another who saves him. {phan} {lowercase intentional} {trigger warning: depression, implied self-harm/mentions of suicide}

stained (phan) || book #1

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell...

L A C E (#1)

Life consisted of lonely nights and dirt. Then she was given a proposition. Life began to consist of men and L A C E. ®All Rights Reserved to ARM179 BEST RANKING #3 in WritingCompetition

Red Lights || Destiel stripper/brothel AU

Here in England we can drink at ages 18 so in this AU they're aloud to drink at 18 okay? In a world where love is for the highest bidder, can love really survive? Castiel Novak leads a double life, on the one hand he is high school nerd, music master with his hair slicked back and glasses on. However on the other he i...

Twist And Shout

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

Cupid's Granddaughter

Greek Mythology. First installment in the Cupid series. Amore, Liebe, Amour, No matter what language you say it in it means love and it's Peyton's job. Her grandfather is Cupid and he's hired her as his newest apprentice against her own will. And now he says that he wants to hand the business over to her? No thank yo...

Brave Love

[Second book of the Baked Series] "For when there is Love, every ending is a new beginning". The broken-hearted meet again, but will it be in vain? Age passes a pen to two, where-for once-they will have the power to write their own tale. One where, perhaps, a prince gets married to another prince. A second chance? Ti...