I wrote this when I was in 5th grade, and there are no spaces after the commas and periods. You have been warned. Keeping this up unedited solely for the goofs.
Dan and Phil were drinking tea and playing Mario cart when they noticed an American flag in their kitchen.......
da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 sa...
