cupid hit me with precision

why tf you reading this shit [ ⁹⁹.⁹% ˢʰⁱᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ-ᶠʳᵉᵉ ! ]

The Teletubby Fic (Frerard Crack Fic)

gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

The Journey to Parenthood: A Tale of Hope, Love, and Memes

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this."...

c r a c k k ™

Oh this? It's laced with ᵍᵃʸ

something

Sequel is out mfs [ ⁹⁹.⁹% ˢʰⁱᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ-ᶠʳᵉᵉ ! ]