Funny Sayings
the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.
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Just Kidding, But Seriously...
Voted "Most Likely to Join the Circus" consecutively by Killian High's past three 2009-2011 published yearbooks, and as said by practically every person in the entire school, Derek Wells is the school's ultimate class clown. Seriously, if you're ever in need of a good laugh just go to him and he'll have you clapping y...
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Waffle Cones (#1)
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
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The Extraordinary Life of Lara Craft (not Croft)
After losing her job and her boyfriend on the same day, Lara's beginning to wonder if her life can possibly get any worse. Then along comes Jamie, a childhood friend, offering her a job delivering mysterious packages to random destinations around the world and suddenly things are looking up. Lara packs her bags and s...
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Sugar Lust
Seventeen, pregnant, and in love with the most popular boy in school. Better still, he's in love with her. Things change for Emmeline after she goes into labor during class, a couple of weeks before she's due. The heartless teachers let her know exactly how they feel about her condition. In the emergency room, she's...
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It Started With A High Top
Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...
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The UnSlut Project
I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the peopl...
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The Bad Boy's Secret [On Hold]
"Stay away from me, Mila. I'm dangerous for you." His back is turned to me as he faces the window and whispers the words that make shivers run over my skin. "You can't scare me away, Kaiden. Not again. You're not dangerous for me." I reach out and turn his body towards mine and he takes a sharp intake of breath as my...
