"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
This is just going to be a book a riddles. I'll also make an answer book. When someone comments the right answer or when a reasonable time has past, I'll put the answer in it. The person who gets it right, I might leave a comment or vote for one of his/her works.