Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)
Just some random black butler stuff Admin: Yes, it's Ciel on a unicorn over a rainbow. Ciel: SEBASTIAN IM READY FOR YOUUUUUU!!!~~~ *waves noodle arms *
*clears throat and accidentally chokes on spit* Wow this has already gone downhill. THIS BOOK IS FULL OF TRRRRAAASSSSHHH!1!!
a random one-shot my friend and I wrote in Spanish class while watching ice age with Spanish subtitles.
IT'S CALLED S A T I R E ....comedy. Get use to it. um...hi. Send me requests in the comments...pls. No one talks to me on here.
SEQUEL TO AN ILLEGAL LOVE Things for Jaime and Donald are going perfect. That is, until rumors begin to circulate, a series of near death experiences occur, and Donald's hidden ex, Nicholas Cage, appears. Drama ensues. What will happen?
Donald Trump thinks that Jaime Preciado of Pierce the Veil is an illegal immigrant and soon goes to a concert. What will happen when they meet face to face? Will Donald try to deport Jaime? Or will he give in to lust? (an AU in which Donald Trump has become president and is now for some reason trying to ship our spiky...
This is about how I am a vegan and about my vegan lifestyle and how I am also a vegan feminist **TRIGGERING WARNING** - SMUT PROBABLY - OTHER THINGS I'm vegan
They were enemies.. But now they are lovers. More than lovers.. nothing can keep them apart.. NOTHING
