Things my sister says

"Sis?" "What, child?" "Can I eat my own leg?" "No. Don't do that." "Whoops."

The Reaper

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of...

Million Dollar Woman ✓

She was invincible and unfixable. She was the woman you'd been warned about since you could walk. She was the smile that robbed a million dollars, and twice as many hearts. {Written 2013.}

Copy & Paste

"Lets make a deal." "Sure, what is it?" "We talk with only what we have on our clipboard." "Deal." •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Cover made by: @Chatachino Highest Rank: [1] in Short Story [ WARNING! I made this when i was 13/14 years old. There is many misspelled words and stuff that I literally cringe at. So read at your own...

Whipped ✔

When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.

Captain Pluto

SITUATION- When Toby Spalding's schizophrenic best friend Charlie gets the idea that the two are crime fighting vigilantes, Toby decides plays along because well, what's the worst that could happen? ANSWER- Nothing good. Action #11 [copyright afterwords, two thousand & fifteen]