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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
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    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Funny Text And Jokes
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    FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

  • I'm Just Septic-Eyed
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    Sean was born blind. He never really minded it much when he was younger but now those years have passed. There's one person determined to make his life a living hell; pointing out flaws and constantly taking advantage of his lack of sight. His best friend Mark will have absolutely none of that. ~*~*~ 37 chapters. 1 "s...

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  • Funny Texts and Auto Corrects
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    Just some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them

  • Funny Texts
    1.8M 87K 189

    DON'T STOP LAUGHING

  • Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
    58.1K 3.1K 151

    Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this story to complete only because of the kind of book it is. It will likely n...

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  • Chasing
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  • Ghost - Phan (#Wattys2016)
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    It was an accident, but Phil blames himself. Dan's gone, but Phil still feels him there. What did it matter if Dan was dead? Nothing.... Nothing mattered anymore.... (Warnings: MC death, depression, attempted self-harm, alcohol and drinking, very angsty, I cried while rereading this so you may cry too) I have no idea...

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  • Forgotten {jacksepticeye survival/septiplier fanfiction}
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    Jack was on his way home to Ireland after the Indy PopCon convention. He had met Mark, Bob and Wade again, along with Tyler and a few others. He met lots of fans and had gotten many gifts which he was grateful for. He loved his job as a YouTube gamer. He couldn't think of anything else that he'd want to be doing right...

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  • A Million Miles Away (Septiplier AU) (Discontinued)
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    Jack is an extremely gifted and smart scientist. He is one of the three mission directors for the Mission To Mars, and it's his job to communicate with the astronauts. After months of guiding the mission, he begins to fall for the captain, Mark Fischbach. They will try to make their difficult relationship work, even i...

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  • I Would Die for You |Septiplier|
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    Mark and Jack comfort one another when all they want to do is die. Short, sad Septiplier One-shot. A transfer of my writing from Archive of Our Own I do not own the picture, a great artist by the name of "shuploc" on tumblr made it.

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  • The first cut is the deepest (pewdiecry)
    320 18 1

    A rewrite of a pewdiecry oneshot I had on here for a while.

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  • The Makings of Evil
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    [ COMPLETED ] Lilliana has spent most of her life - ten years, to be exact - in the M.S.P. When she is finally rescued, normal life isn't what she thought it to be. Will she ever figure out her destiny and save the Order of the Wicked? ••• {the fantabulous cover by @asandydr. I love it so much!} #Wattys2016 #Wattpad...

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  • A Runt's War
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    Book 2 in the Runt of the Wild series: As young Kate grows from a small abandoned runt to a fully trained Alpha, she learns about her past where everything had started. Meanwhile, the Wild Wolf pack is getting ready for a bloodthirsty war against the River Valley pack, who has moved in and wants Kate's pack's territo...

  • Runt In The Wild
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    Book 1 in the Runt of the Wild series: Kate is a young wolf pup that is the runt of a litter of five pups. Unfortunately, some packs make wolves abandon runts in the wild because they are considered weak and a back set to the pack. So when Kate is abandoned, she has to begin a journey of a lifetime to prove to others...

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