"Watch where you're going, Princess Harriet." Or where Harry is the prince of Cheshire and Louis is the sassiest servant Harry has ever come across(the only sassy servant really) who doesn't take shit from anyone, not even the prince of Cheshire.
"If he scolds, I shall tell him that he sings as sweetly as a bird. If he frowns, I'll say he looks as clear as morning roses newly washed with dew. If he will not speak a word, I shall say how well he talks. If he tells me to be gone, I shall thank him as if he had asked me to stay a week. Let him scold as loudly as...
"I love him, and yet I just dumped a dish of tapioca on him." [or where Louis loves Harry but doesn't know how to show it. Harry thinks Louis is an asshole for picking on him.]
Even gods have caved, villains were willed in to be saved, ugliest monsters get to be claimed, all it takes is a beauty for a beast to be tamed, and when the innocent prince locked his gaze with the man who was filled with vengeance and bought in a shimmer of harmless lust, Ha! Was fate really to be blamed? [or where...