Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DE...

How to Be A Better Actor

"What are you doing?" "I'm being the princess" "But I'm the princess, that's my role." "Well that's too bad."