you love me

luke hates his coworker michael.

blondie [muke af]

in a horizontal integration type of business, people like luke don't really belong. cross dressing twenty-nine year olds aren't supposed to watch their thirty-one year old CEO buy as many firms as he can simply to maximize everyone's profit.  but here luke is, in a dark blue skirt and grey top, dropping his commu...

Prank Calls // lashton

a dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.

Connection ; Lashton ✓

"knock knock" "who's this?" "the fuck dude, u r suppose to reply with who's there" or the one where Luke likes to message random numbers and Ashton decided to reply.

The Bodyguard [Lashton AU]

Ashton Irwin is a hot and famous celebrity that all the people love, look up to, or despise. He's cocky, selfish, and always puts himself before others. Despite his personality, he's pretty much wanted by everyone in the world. But when things escalate to the point that Ashton nearly gets kidnapped, his manager assig...

7-Eleven [Lashton AU]

Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people's homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it. However, there is one place and one...

11:12 ; Lashton ✓

the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.

No Chance [Muke AU]

So Ashton's going on a road trip with his friend, Calum, and he invited me to tag along. Being the adventurous shit I am, I said yes, but I wouldn't have if I knew that Luke Hemmings was going as well. God, I hate that guy, and the feeling's mutual. Why does that annoying brat have to come along? And Ashton and Calum...

hide // muke

"Just keep us a secret. Just a little longer, I promise." WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. DO NOT JUDGE MY CURRENT WRITING OFF OF THIS PLS

fuckboy ♢ muke ✔️

[completed] in which michael finds himself falling for the schools biggest fuckboy. awkward! michael fuckboy! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

roommates ♢ muke ✔️

"top or bottom?" "ex-excuse me?" "do you want the top bunk or bottom bunk?" in which luke has a dirty mind as well as a crush on his roommate. tops!michael bottoms!luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

polars 》michaelandluke

"I'm good, you're bad. I'm light, you're dark. We don't mix." "You know what they say babe, opposites attract." or the one au where michael is a shy nerd and instantly takes a liking to the new punk boy in town. @twentyonecastiels || 2015

Chasing Clifford | Muke

"We have fanboys?" "I'm a boy and I'm a fan. What do you think that makes me?" "A fanboy." "No duh." - (title credit to @mukecorner)

drive ♢ muke ✔️

in which michael sucks at driving and luke is a cop who's constantly pulling him over. bad driver! michael asshole cop! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

horny ♢ muke ✓

[completed] michaelgclifford: today i don't feel like doing anything michaelgclifford: except you, i'd do you hemmo1996: is there ever a time when you're not trying to get me in bed? - in which michael is a always horny for luke who claims to be straight.

Attached ; Malum ✓

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

kink • cashton [✓]

"Do we have any rules, Cal?" "Just don't fall in love, Ash." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily

tutor • mashton [✓]

"And why the hell do I need to know the answer of y² - x³ = 432?" "Well, because if you solve it, I'll kiss you." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily & lashtonfluff