"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
"You're a player," I say, sternly. "Well, then. Let's make this game more interesting. We pretend to be in a relationship meaning we can hold hands, hug, kiss or whatever. The first one to fall in love, loses." He gives me a sly smile, then offers a hand to shake. "Deal." Copyright© 2014 charlie_bear13
Lucille is 17 years old. She does not have many friends. She's always been by herself since she had a hard time making friends. Ethan is also 17 years old. He is one of the most popular guys at school. He is the head of his baseball team. Boys admire him. And girls drool over his perfect looks. One night Ethan saves...
This is just a book of jokes, so I hope you guys laugh, maybe share the jokes. Some are original and some I've heard from somebody else. Hope you all like it. Remember, some of these jokes are not meant to be taken seriously. They are only for comedic purposes.
Imagine being the girl everyone looked up to, the girl every one loved, the girl everyone wanted to be. Well Alice Jones has to face that reality everyday, she is a Victoria's Secret Supermodel. Though well-known for her looks and body, no one knows her real identity. Her stage name being Kayla Maceton, no one ot...
Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4
♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...