The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...

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Scarlet Cooper just wanted a normal life, a fresh start from her life in New York. But what did she get? She got werewolf's, abominable snowmen, evil garden gnomes and one seriously messed up talking dummy. Follow Scarlet on her journey of chaos, love and maybe a little bit of some new strange friends.