Random Thoughts

These are my Random Thoughts and can get kinda... how should I put this... Weird...

RMEBASBTJWSB aka Really Bad Jokes

RMEBASBTJWSB: Rolled my eyes but also kinda smiled because the joke was so bad. These are just a bunch of REALLY bad jokes! CAUTION: Bad humor!

The Crossroads of Being Happy [UNDER EXTREME RENOVATION]

This was written when I was 12, just starting to write on a website for all to see. I've brought it to wattpad in hopes of getting more reads and feedback, this was written very badly as a 12 year old has really no sense of the rules of writing or how to create a true masterpiece, but I loved the plot line of this so...

The Girl With No Name (Draco Malfoy)

I didn't know anything about myself aside from the fact that I am a witch. I was raised under the imprisonment of the insane, infamous Death Eater, Bellatrix Lestrange, and was rescued by Draco Malfoy. I have no known name, but this is my story. Rated PG-13 for violent scenes, minor character death, and suggestive the...

VamZombie WereWitch Girl and Demon Boy

[Romance/Non-Teen Fiction/Werewolf] This is going to scare you, but I'm a guy here trying out writing Romance - yep, breaking out of my shell. A lustful monster, Clarine, struggles with her inability to reproduce her own kind. In her frustration she travels across the continental US and back on a sex-crazed killing...

The Other Potter (A Harry Potter Fan Fiction)

Amber Potter is a very unusual girl. She just happens to be a witch. But shes unusual even for a witch, as she caused the downfall of the darkest wizard of all time, You-Know-Who. But no one knew that Harry ever had a younger sister. With a conspiracy arising, a startling new prophecy, and everyone falling for the wro...