Taming An Idiot (#Wattys2017)

'MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE DUMBEST OF THEM ALL' Hearing this, the first name that comes to my lips is, ' ARLO FREAKING PIGG ' The most infuriating, pesky and maddening idiot on this planet. I still mourn when I recall, the day I undertook the job of, ' TAMING IDIOTS ' I just wanna say : 'IF SOMETHING EVER...