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  • DOG DAYS ARE OVER
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    So Bertram decides the team deserves some good vacations at his Beach-Farm house. He dont know that one week its just enough for the team to get to know each other better, who knows? maybe some private personal secrets will come out?...ENJOY!... jisbon, a little bit of rigspelt and of course our robocop, cho.

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  • Love From Red John-The Mentalist 'Jisbon'
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    Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon both work at the CBI. They see each other all day, everyday and they both know, that with time their friendship will become stronger... But they hadn't realised it'd happen this soon...

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  • Sixteen Letters [COMPLETED]
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    [WINNER OF BEST UNFINISHED FANFICTION IN THE MENTALIST FANFICTION AWARDS 2014!!] "Whatever her faults were, Teresa Lisbon was a good person. That's why she'd written those letters, sixteen of them, to be read each year on Lucy's birthday." When a passion-filled night with Patrick Jane leaves her pregnant, Teresa Lis...

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  • A Lot of Reasons Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight
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    Basically...what the title says. E.N.J.O.Y

  • Time Waits For No One
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    Truthfully she was far from 'all right,' but she would never admit to it. A few hours ago her consultant, Patrick Jane, not only killed the serial killer Red John, but also made love to her in the department issue vehicle. Now he sat in a holding cell.

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  • It's Complicated(the mentalist)
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    Teresa and Jane have to take "Trust Classes" I don't own The Mentalist!

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  • The Best Of Tumblr
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    i hate this website

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  • Red Raging Rapids (Sequel)
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    More tough cases, more awkward scenes, more hilarious moments. Everything couldn't be better. Except for the small fact that they've discovered a CAMERA placed by RED JOHN in Jane's teacup. Now the ever-looming threat becomes more real, and long-suppressed feelings become even more present. The second in this series...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
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    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Golden Forest Skulk Guide
    771 53 8

    Everything you need to know to be in the Golden Forest Skulk

  • You
    671 62 5

    A collection of poems about the mentalist! Apparently when I brainstorm while listening to my fav music I get poetry? Odd...but I like it.

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  • Silent Song
    132 11 1

    This is just a really short story for ELA (english language arts). I posted it because I value you guys's opinions, so please tell what you think!!!

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  • One Geek, Six Guys and A Whole Summer
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    Nerdy in appearance including big black glasses? Check. Top of the class? Check. Bullied? Check. Eilsa Summers is all of these things, yet it doesn't phase her. Having lived with it through her high school years, she no longer cares about the bullying or taunting because of her appearance and grades. Instead she just...

  • Dumb Fanfic Moments
    2.5M 89.6K 57

    it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

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  • You Win Some, You Lose Some-The Mentalist
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    An ideal collection of Mentalist fan-fictions from avid fans all over the globe.

  • Scarlet Tea
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    The CBI team has some very tough cases, but for Jane and Lisbon, it's hard to focus. In a moment of sheer panic, while trapped in Lisbon's car rocks from an avalanche, they kissed. Alright, this isn't the best description ever. If anyone could read the story and think of a better description, it would be much appreci...

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  • My Angry Little Princess(the mentalist)
    714 32 1

    I don't own the mentalist! This is a poem of what Jane thinks of Lisbon ; )

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  • Red Rescue(the mentalist)
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    Red John nearly kills Lisbon but she makes it. Thing is she doesn't remember anything! Will Jane be able to revive the old Lisbon or will they have to be okay with the new Lisbon? I don't own The Mentalist

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