Friendly, funny, hatred for Latoya Hernandez and not a morning person. That would be the description of Loren Poole's soulmate. Meet Geoffrey Rice. There are a lot of words in this world, words that seemed to be created to describe Geoffrey Rice but if anything friendly, funny, Latoya-hater and not-a-morning-person do...
"H-how did you do that?" "I'm the gangleaders sister, who the fuck do you think I am?" ------- #86 in Teenfiction- Second Of January, 2017 #33 in Humor- Twentyfirst Of March, 2017
|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...