"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...
"*Completed*"I froze the first boy I ever kissed. And I don't mean he got cold feet..." Megan is pretty unhappy when she's forced to move to a tiny, freezing town in Canada. It's going to be totally boring, right? Things heat up when she discovers that she possesses a growing power that's becoming more and more diffic...
Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a Slytherin?
Essays that have been written for psychology classes. This was used in Bachelors of Science for Psychology at the University of Phoenix
Tale of a Man who was reincarnated into another world as the son of a Saint but his birth was hated by everyone and he was forced to get a class that was seen as an unwanted class, Alchemist. Using his previous world's memories and his wisdom, he was struggling to survive and gained a stable life. Disclaimer: I don't...
Keegan is a boy who loves affection. He's usually quite peppy and excitable, but everything in life has turned against him. He ends up locking away his emotions and making himself distant from the world, trying to avoid further suffering. He's left a shell of his former self, struggling to get through life. He decides...
"It was eerie even thinking about him after that day, knowing that it was all my fault that he was gone, that I'd lost him forever. Never again would I look into those beautiful blue eyes, or wake up beside him. I'd never have breakfast with him again, I'd never do anything with him again, because he was dead, and it...
the title explains it all. + a matthew espinosa fanfic ! ⓒ 𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 ('17) 🥢 COMPLETED
::: LIVRO COMPLETO! ::: Luc é um adolescente como outro qualquer: leva uma vida sossegada ao lado do pai em uma casa confortável, estuda, tem poucos e bons amigos. Apesar da timidez e do jeito reservado, é capitão de uma das equipes de futebol do colégio North Bound. Todavia, o respeito e admiração dos colegas não s...
the past is the past; until it comes back to haunt you. - best gmw book winner! lucaya au. {completed story!}
(Warning: Rated R) "Lilly tried to sign to him but her breath hitched as he pushed her into his upstairs office. Lilly regained her balance as she turned to Allen as he locked the door. He strutted towards her as he loosened his tie. Lilly gulped as she walked backwards. She jumped as her backside hit the edge of his...
His mate's an alpha. He's an omega. Most think he is weak. But he couldn't be far from that. He strengthens the pack, defying the logic of status, and the fearful alpha couldn't cherish him more.
He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate...
It started with an assignement for school. Shadow a parent for a month. Sounds easy right? Wrong. Levy Newark just wanted the month to be over when the assignment started. He wasn't fond of the idea to shadow his mom at a clothing design company. Until he met the CEO Jeremiah Cole. He felt an instant connect...
Nick and Jess twin brothers and best friends, that was until 9th grade when Nick came out of the closet. Jess became a huge homophob and became friends with another homophob Zain, while Nick became friends with Jake who is also gay. Nick and Jake made it through high school but not without all the bulling from Jess an...
Chip Honeycutt has a girly name. That's not the problem; his real problem is hiding the fact that his family owns a bakery. And that he loves to bake. What will happen when a new guy comes along and finds out his secret? Will he tell everyone? Or will he keep it? © 2015 by theCuppedCake. All rights reserved.
Every Tuesday during football practice, sixteen year old Sem Bolton finds himself stealing glances at the gorgeous college boy jogging down the path next to the fields. He was his dirty little secret. His guilty pleasure. His unobtainable fantasy: safe and distant on the other side of the chainlink fence. Then, throu...
WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay
"Ethan." Aiden pauses. "I want you." He softly bites my ear. "I want to kiss you more than you will ever know." Trying to avoid the daily beatings of the school bully can be challenging. But what happens if the schools bully has a crush on you?
[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feel...
This is gonna mainly be Levi x Eren and I really doubt it will be any other ships but who knows. I will take suggestions from the comments and try to do any requests unless I believe that it is repetitive or too difficult. Please feel free to make suggestions for one shots or additional parts to existing one shots!
Zenix is an 18 year old boy who just really likes living, yes he's gay but he usually doesn't give a damn what people think about him, and things are really getting out of hand until a guy named Victor or Vic comes in and takes Zenix as a pet to try and 'control' or 'break' him. And Zenix's tough guy act finally goes...
"It's either me or him" It's been two years since Angel and Mason been together. They adopted two children and they are the light of their world. Everything is going so well for them until Angel started to notice that Mason started acting different when someone from Mason past shows up.
"But you can call me master my pretty little angel." Angel is only nineteen years old. He's studying law and is a really good writer. He doesn't drink or smoke. Angel not a really sexually guy... In fact he's still a virgin, but something really soon might change that. Mason, 25 years old, owns his own business and i...
BDSM♥ Blake is just a shy and gay college student who has no friends. He's a nerd who spends most if his time reading comic books. ---------------------------- Landon is a teacher who happens to be Blake's new math teacher. Landon is a dominate and never takes no for an answer. Landon takes a notice in Blake and can h...
