--- COMPLETED --- "We have to do something!" he cried, his eyes desperate. "We can't go on like this!" "You have a good heart, young one," his mother assured him, curling her tail over his back. "But you heard Spiderstar. He doesn't want to make WindClan look weak by asking for help. There's nothing we can do." She g...
The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.
Note: I do not own any of the warriors series. I did not create the ideas, or the books. This is a fan made book. Blossomkit is just like any other kit. Just a regular addition to clan life. But all that is going to change. Blossomkits clan leader is cruel, selfish, and unfit to be leader. And the other cats of...
What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!
Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.