Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

River Songs Daughter: Kristina Song

River Song and the Doctor have a child, a girl named Kristina Amelia Song. She is abducted by the silence including a particularly angry Madame Kovarian as she's upset with Amy. Join the struggles, highs and lows of the "Kick-Ass" (if she may say so herself) Kristina- "call me Kris, Kristy or Kristen it's what my frie...

In The Box (Jeremy X Marionette FNAF Fan Fiction)

Jeremy forgot to wind the box! He expects death and instead gets the surprise of his life.

Brothers with Benifits [OHSHC] [Kaoru x Hikaru]

The twins are in a bit of a situation. They both love each other more than a sibling normally would. They secretly exchange kisses, and try a way to make it work without the whole Host Club knowing. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE OWNER OF THE SHOW, UNLESS STATED OTHER WISE.

armins sister x eren

Hetalia x Reader Abused

You used to live a life of pain and sadness. One day when you ran away for your life you where saved by the Allies and the Axis. But will things get better or will they get worse?

Liza Riddle and the boy-who-lived

Liza Riddle thinks that she is a normal girl. But she is wrong! Liza is the daughter of Bellatrix and Voldmort the two most dark wizards in the world. Liza now lives with the Weasley family and everything is going perfect. Until Liza meets Harry Potter. Find out her adventures at Hogwrats with the very own Boy-who-liv...

Secret Existence (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is goi...

Hermione Malfoy?! (Dramione)

The Wizarding War is over. Voldemort is dead. The Wizarding World is now peaceful. Wizards and Witches are still reminiscing about the past. Hermione Granger and the rest of her batch are returning for their final year and there she meets Draco Malfoy, again. Friendships are made. Attraction starts to grow. Jealousy...

The Mortal Instruments- ONESHOTS

A series of one shots of the Shadow World

50+ Things to do as a Shadow Hunter - The Mortal Instruments

So you've just become a shadow hunter? Or perhaps your planning on it? Well here is a list of random things that you should consider attempting.... actually scratch that. I DARE you too complete this list once you become a shadow hunter. Do you accept the challenge?

HARRIONE: A NEW BEGINNING

truth or dare harry potter style ;)

this story is also on fanfiction.net under the name of Hermione'sferret I just thought I would put it on wattpad as well. The Gryffindors play truth or dare with the slytherins and there is Gryffindor Slytherin house unity for one night.

Harry Potter Truth or Dare

Watch me and the HP characeters play truth or dare.

Harry Potter Truth or Dare!

I've got the Harry Potter characters locked in a room.... With me! I captured them for a game of truth or dare! Follow this summary and click on the title for awesomeness!

Harry Potter Instant Messaging

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Hogwarts... is REAL?

Badass- Fremione

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What Would I Do Without You? | Fred & Hermione Fanfiction

Hermione Granger has always been a goodie two shoes. She was a simple girl, who was made for Ronald Weasley. But maybe..she wasn't? Turns out to be that another person was always on her mind. A much older sibling of the Weasley family, a jokester and an identical twin.. Fred Weasley.

Harry Potter Truth Or Dare

Fred and Hermione's love story (Complete)

When Hermione comes to stay at the Burrow, what will happen when new feelings emerge, old feelings grow, families are introduced and new laws are imposed? Also how will the Weasley's react to Hermione's over protective twin... and what's this news about a wedding?... read and find out.

A Harry Potter Love Story: Gracie Style *Completed*

Gracie is headed off to Hogwarts. She's been living with the Weasley family for as long as she can remember, but she's adopted. So when she and her 'brother' Ron meet the famous Harry Potter, how will they react??? Can Gracie keep her feelings to herself??! And will she find out who her real family is? Read to find o...

A Mudblood in Slytherin

Dudley never thought of her daughter getting a letter to Hogwarts... but now... she's attending it! Daisy is the complete opposite of Dudley, she's bright and happy all the time! When she goes in the train to Hogwarts, she meets a boy named Scorpius Malfoy! They become friends and are both sorted into Slytherin! But w...

Elysia Riddle [A Harry Potter Fan Fiction]

Elysia Riddle, a talented witch raised by her 'Uncle' Severus Snape on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy is about to have her life changed as she finally enters the ranks of a Hogwart's student. After discovering that she was created by Voldemort in a highly unorthodox way, she is soon going to...

Lynx Malfoy (A Harry Potter FanFiction)

So, everyone knows who Draco Malfoy is... but did you know he had a sister? Lynx Malfoy is loved by her older brother Draco, but he chooses He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named over her because he simply doesn't want to die. Now Lynx is hated by her parents and now must go to the family that the Malfoy's hate most.... the Weasley...

Ruby Unjinxable [Discontinued]

Little Ruby Summers comes from a background of abuse and sadness, until she escapes one snowy evening and is saved by none other than Minerva McGonagall. HI THIS BOOK WILL NEVER BE UPLOADED AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ABOUT DO NOT EVEN COMPLAIN IT'S MY WORK ONE DAY I MIGHT RE-WRITE IT BUT NOT IN THE NEAR FUTURE

The Other Potter: Book One

Not everyone knows that Draco Malfoy has a sister; not everyone knows that Lucius Malfoy had a daughter; not everyone knows of the constant abuse she received. Apparently Albus Dumbledore knows though, so she's brought to Hogwarts. Follow Willow Malfoy as she struggles to find her way as a small girl in a big school...

Potter

Lily Potter is an average 15 year old living in the United States in 2011. When magic upheaves her life and drops her and her younger brother into a beloved world she thought was fictional, she discovers old family secrets-and family in general.

Harry Potter and the Phoenix Girl

Harry, Ron and Hermione all get a new friend. Her name is Anna Grint. She is from America! With a new friend comes new drama.

Harry Potter Chats

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P