Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

British Guys Aren't Cute

'Fact: British guys are not cute. Never have been; never will be!' Meet Nora. During the day, she's a crazed, Irish student trying to survive the insanity which is London. At night, she's a blogger, trying to prove to the world that British guys are just not as cute as everyone seems to think they are! And then, whil...

True Love...

don't read this. i was 14 and horny for a british man who looks like a rat. I merely supplied the shitty cheese.