5SOS Jokes
jokes aren't mine, they're your moms © 2015-2017 | -cashtons
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Runaway [cake au] ✔
'Let's runaway.' Calum disappeared ten years ago, leaving his boyfriend Luke, his band and his family behind. Luke has since moved on, now expecting a baby with his fiancee; the events of the past still haunt him but he knows better than to dwell on someone who isn't coming back... And then Calum reappears, sending hi...
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You wanna bet?-5sos-ot4
Calum wears 'girly' clothes and likes to tease his band members a lot, his body becomes the prize to a bet. Girly!Calum Bottom!Calum boyxboy
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Asexual [cake au] ✔
Luke's an aromantic asexual, yet when his best friend Calum asks him to help him date his crush, he realises things he never would've imagined. TRAILER: https://youtu.be/wjvPav9bUVQ ~1000 words/chapter Completed :) © 2016
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Melting His Jet Black Heart [cake au] ✔
After his wealthy parents were brutally assassinated in front of him, Calum Hood was plunged into darkness. What had been the perfect life soon became a broken home, with only his sister left to keep him safe from trouble. When he is finally kicked out of his posh school for malicious behaviour, he joins a neighbourin...
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But He's Your Stepdad [cake au]
*DADDY KINK* Luke is the son of a famous actress, who is dating band member Calum. When his mum goes abroad for a movie shoot, Luke discovers that having feelings for his hot stepdad is forbidden but inevitable. ~2400 words/chapter Kimberly de Lacy © 2016
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Come Home, Baby
I write you letters you can't read Send you words that you can't keep I love you so and I can't let go Your life was bright, it used to glow Do you miss me, maybe? Please, come home baby It was an accident, I swear I never meant for it to end there I miss you and I can't let go The sharp wind will forever blow Do you...
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Cake smut basically ✔️
I wrote this book a long time ago and the writing is awful but I don't want to delete it because it was my first book and it has 100k so I'm keeping it up but it is quite bad, just warning you
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My Ex is My Teacher (Luke Hemmings)
"Hello class. I'm going to be your Math teacher for the year." No. It couldn't be. "My name is Mr. Hemmings." And it is. "Now first let me take attendance and then I'll explain what we're going to be learning this year," he told and then started listing names. "Veronica Albert." "Kyle Berton." "Chris Byon." "Jessic...
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5SOS Imagines
5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton Irwin. Calum Hood. Luke Hemmings. Michael Clifford. Read if you want romantic, dirty, or both imagines about the guys! Comment your information on my message board or message me your descriptions and I'll make you one! Y'ALL THIS IS ACTUALLY SO CRINGEY SO IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING C...
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Instagram - c.t.h.
in which a girl named cat spams a boy named calum =+=+= book one of the media chronicles
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Music Teacher // Book #1 // Daddy Kink A.I.
"If I'm not here for music lessons, then what am I here for?" "Punishment." // Book #1 of series // // Dani's Story \\ @best5sosimagine
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Your Mine C•H
"I have to go home , please just let me go " "But darling , your mine" This book contains smut
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Him...
Hi , my name is Royce Montana . I guess you could say I'm normal . But that's not what everyone thinks in school. To them I'm an outcast, nothing but a piece of meat . I have dark blue eyes , and brown ombré hair . Let's just say , I don't like my life . I hate it . My only escape is music . Day and night I'll have...
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Afraid // Calum Hood
"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]
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Project Daddy || a.i
"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
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Ashton Irwin Imagine Series
Sorry for mistakes if there are any ***Never point out the mistakes, because I already know they're there ***
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Friends with Benefits || Luke Hemmings
Tessa O'Connell the outcast,the girl that know one knows. And most of all she wants nothing to do with Luke Hemmings Luke Hemmings, the bad boy of the school, the boy that every girl drools over. And most of all he wants everything to do with Tessa O'Connell
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5sos lyrics
Hello this is just lyrics to 5sos just made this for fun and in case you don't know their lyrics enjoy!!:) ill be uploading more as they release new music :)
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Paper Planes || Ashton Irwin
Mia Jane Scott was the girl who wanted to be a writer. She was the girl who spilled hot coffee all over Ashton Irwin. She was the girl who stole Ashton Irwin's heart. Ashton Irwin was the boy who played drums in the band 5SOS. He was the boy who wrote letters to a girl. He was the boy who was in love. Somehow they alw...
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5SOS Shit
Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)
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5SOS LYRICS
Songs will be added as they're released. Or leave a request in the comments if a song hasn't been added yet and it'll be up ASAP. It's greatly appreciated if you guys let me know if there's any errors so i can fix them. Enjoy :)))
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Bullied by 5SOS and 1D
Kenzie recently just moved to Sydney,Australia. She moved there to find a better life. but it turns out it just only got worse. she is bullied constantly by them.. will it ever get better?
