Cry baby

- by: Melanie Martinez

COOL COMEBACKS AND PICKUP LINES

the title says it all

Band Burn Book

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

dan and phil facts

everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

How To Be Hardcore Like Us

If you follow these instructions, you will become invincibly hardcore #truestory

Being in the Phandom!

Sooo these are some relatable things hopefully about being a member of the phandom!! This is not a fic or a story. :)

Diary of a Flappy Bird | ✔️

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

murder house | melanie martinez

Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...