Living in a world where getting almost torched everyday by viscous, fire-breathing dragons gets 17 year old Dakota Oak thinking. Thinking about if there a is a way to get the dragons to back off just long enough for her to live, grow old, and die without her and her brother becoming the steak of the day.
Alice Cunningham thinks she's inherited her Great Aunt's vacuum cleaner shop, instead she is sucked into a magical community and finds herself with some strange companions: a love-struck elf, a wisecracking thief and a mysterious woman in the body of a tiger. Soon she meets the seductive titan-turned-pop star Alexie...