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  • The Sims
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    “who knew that a simple game of sims could turn our lives around like this?” all rights reserved. copyright © monroe james [@anchorate]

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  • Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
    5.3M 366K 44

    ❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...

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  • Teaching Stupidity
    1M 89.9K 71

    ❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a girl named Ana is forced to tutor a boy named Jace. Best Rank : #1 in Sh...

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  • Once Upon a Time Humor #1
    1.1M 48.5K 209

    BOOK 1 IN OUAT CRACK SERIES! This book is a series of Once Upon a Time Memes, Sayings and Texts Laugh till you can't breathe or even shed a tear Rated PG, Incase of language Highest Ranking Received: #176 in Random (Thanks so much guys!!) (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the memes)

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  • Short Horror Stories
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    Prepare to indulge in your nightmares. Updated weekly. |Copyright.

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  • Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]
    1.1M 88.2K 47

    [sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ...

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  • "Speechless" (Wattys2016 entry)
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    "But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?" "Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion." "Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?" "..." "You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless." "What...

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  • Text Me | ✓
    1M 51.3K 22

    From: Anonymous To: Peyton Waldin 'I think I love you' Sent at 7:33pm #3 in short story [07.07.15] © elysiance 2014

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  • 100 Voicemails
    21.5M 1M 110

    [You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a...

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  • The Girl Who Brought Down Rion
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    ❝Fool me once, you'll own a grave. Fool me twice, I'll spit on it.❞ Love has it's happy endings. But here, a happy ending is a fantasy. Best Rank : #49 in Short Story #81 in Fantasy