bob duncan x reader
-this is meant to be satire-
This is a romantic love story. Go on a journey for love with Putin. Highly emotional so prepare your butt. For all of you guys who have always dreamed of a good Putin x Trump fanfic. You're welcome.
When Bob Duncan goes to the Tipton hotel to exterminate he doesn't just find bugs. ;) *** this story is the weirdest thing I have ever read and I wrote it. please don't copy or republish anything from this story...I mean I don't know why you'd want to but... @rxbbersxul
Nash is a famous viner and enjoys one thing; partying. That is until he meets someone who will change him forever........ Bob Duncan.
There is an infestation in the White House, an infestation of love.
Bernie is the only person that understands him. Bernie is the only person that makes him feel like the Mexicans don't need a wall. Donald is scared. He's never felt those feelings before. He always thought love meant a man was paying for a woman to have sex with him and take care of their children. Donald learns love...
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.