5sos crap
5sos jokes, puns, random thoughts, etc ALL ARE MINE unless I say otherwise
So i decided to make this mini "book, bible" thing. If your bored or just want to giggle. Or just some things that you can relate to being part of the 5sauce fam. Read this. Trust me. At least read one page. ☼ These are all made by meh ☼ Daily pages made.
Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌
"There is a little bit of devil in her angel eyes." [Book 1] // © 2014 Qveendom. All Rights Reserved. || Editor: @lola7909 || Highest Rank #1 in fanfiction
"Hello class. I'm going to be your Math teacher for the year." No. It couldn't be. "My name is Mr. Hemmings." And it is. "Now first let me take attendance and then I'll explain what we're going to be learning this year," he told and then started listing names. "Veronica Albert." "Kyle Berton." "Chris Byon." "Jessic...
So I wrote dirty imagines about Brendon so OBVIOUSLY I'm gonna write dirty imagines about my other sunshine, Ashton Irwin!
{COMPLETED} ❝Hello? Who's this? Why won't you answer?❞ [Short Horror Story~ Fanfic] #272 in Horror and #619 in Short Story (09/05/14) All Rights Reserved 2014
❝You'll do anything?❞ {Book 1 in Undercover Series} All Rights Reserved 2014
5 seconds of summer smut. And possibly a tiny bit of lesbian smut. And gay smut. Light smut. More smut. Smut.
''This is no girl scout camp, Private.'' ''Sir, No, sir.'' - Luke is the scrawny new guy in the army, where no one think he belongs. Ashton is the sir in Luke's tent, and not going easy on any of the boys. - This story is partly inspired by 'The Load' by ali (dancinginthestreet) and partly by PE in my school.
When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]
Doctor Sara December Stark is Tony Stark's adoptive little sister. She was brutally beaten to death by her drunk father in the family's small apartment. Somehow, the radiation from leaking pipes revived her... permanently. Professor X found her on the streets, crying in the pouring rain and took her in, finding her a...
caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know...
After spending the night playing video games with Michael and Calum, River found herself in a whirlwind situation more complicated than love. Finding a baby on the doorstep of the two, they have received a responsibility they never had before. Can they act like responsible adults now that they have a baby on board? Al...
"I blow bubbles, not boys" In which a girl believes she is as straight as a circle, and a boy who tries to get her attention. {Discontinued}
vanilla; normal and boring sex. used by more sexually adventerous people kinked to describe the dull sex had by the unimaginative person A. "I got some last night." person B. "Really, how was it?" person A. "Meh, vanilla sex." person B. "Awww. that sucks." a story in which an underground fighter shows a waitress h...
A secret is hardly ever kept, is it? In the case of Eldrid, an Asgardian pretending to be an ordinary mortal, when her secret is found out, her life changes forever. When S.H.I.E.L.D finds this secret Asgardian, Eldrid is whisked away in the middle of the night, to later become the most reluctant "Avenger" to ever ste...
After a year of being banned from Earth, grounded in Asgard, and torn apart from her first and only real love, Eldrid is definitely not amused when she is sent back to the planet she once loved by Thor to help the people that she feels betrayed her - aka S.H.I.E.L.D. But with a new powerful threat rising with a deadly...
"Trouble is my middle name." ~ Lillian Nightshade is a metaphorical rock in SHIELD's boot, one that not only has a mouth snarkier and more sarcastic than the hypothetical (and entirely impossible) baby of Tony Stark and Deadpool, but has a certain knack for slipping from the authorities' grasp on a regular basis...
Everyone dreams of being famous at least once in their life, just like Sam does. She's on the best way there, but when she meets the famous Luke Hemmings and falls for him, her life gets turned upside down.
To the public eye, her life is perfect. To him, she is a perfect. To him, she is a princess. ****************** "Our story's anything but a fairytale but I wouldn't have it any other way" - Luke Hemmings
There's a girl. There's a famous boy. There's a single dad who fell in love with a single mom. There's a girl and a boy who couldn't be just stepsibling
In which a girl finally gets luke hemmings to notice her over her favorite social media app.
❝get out of my life after the tour!❞ ❝we were never going to work anyways.❞