A pencil. Out of all the possible ways I could have met Christian Devlin, it had to be a pencil. I could have met him at our local bowling place, mistaking him for a bowling pin and hit him with a bowling ball. Or I could have met him at a baseball diamond and accidentally whack him in the head a few times with a ba...
This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!
WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS NOT BEEN EDITED. THIS BOOK IS CONFUSING IN THE BEGINNING BUT IT GRADUALLY GETS BETTER. I WARNED YOU. ~ "We're going to be your teachers." Macy said. "For what?" I asked. "To be popular bad asses," Simone said. "No more good girl for you." ~ Naomi Hensley, she was the girl nobody noticed and ass...
☆☆☆ As my name is HappinessSpreader I bring you...DRUMROLL PLEASE!! An entire book of happiness quotes that hopefully enlighten someone's world. Most of these are not my quotes and are ones I have retrieved from the internet. I will say when a quote is mine though :) ~ENJOY LIFE AND BE HAPPY :)~ ☆☆☆
started august 4th 2014 for one year everyday i will write one reason to be happy. • read when you're in need of a little pick me up :)
It's easy to be happy right? Stick on a smile and voilà! Everyone assumes you're happy. How deceiving smiles can be. As much as you can fool other people with the mask you wear, you can never fool yourself. I'm Carrie. This is my journal.
You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though...
