DA BOOK OF PUNS!!!

PUNS!

Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

My Demons and I

These are basically all my Demons and their information.... so yeah....do whatever

The Elites

Harry Eastbourne was the golden boy of The Elites Agency. As a special Agent with the fame of a reality star, Harry found himself thrust into the spotlight overnight, the pressure of becoming the best of the best a tumultuous weight on his shoulders. The problem with reality stars is that most of them crash and burn...

Dirty Jokes

Dirty Jokes. Please do not read if you're young and if you get easily disturbed. None of these jokes are mine.

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

The Drifter's Journey

~This story is dedicated to the beautiful girl that forever changed my life only to leave me in the darkness to rediscover my life again.~ This was a book that I started writing back about a year ago, but a video game by the name "Hyper Light Drifter" was almost exactly like my book, so I quit writing it. If you want...

Anger Management

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...

Teaching Stupidity

❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a girl named Ana is forced to tutor a boy named Jace. Best Rank : #1 in Sh...

Fallout ~ A New Beginning ( CYOA )

It is the year 2117. You wake up from a 100 year hibernation experiment that you and 50 other volunteers chose to be in. Finding that only 13, including you, out of the 50 volunteers survived, you must decide whether to stay in the bunker, with hundreds of tunnels and other bunkers to explore, or venture outside to s...

The Dragon Within(HTTYD)

Taken from his home as a wee babe, Hiccup grew up with dragons and was raised by one of the most feared in the archipelago. He is known across the land as the Night Rider and is wanted for the betrayal of his own kind. All Hiccup wants the battle to end on both sides, showing the world that man and beast live togethe...

The Dragon Master and The Lightning Rider *Hiccup Fanfic*

For the love of god, don't read this, please. Editing it to be decent is a hassle and it's complete shit. I am ashamed, I am appalled at thirteen year old me to make such a big disaster that I can't even fix it now. TURN AWAY GO! Also, under edit as I'm changing the name of the OC from Skye to (Y/n). (Y/n) gets kidna...

Night Fury's Venom

[THIS STORY IS ONLY FULLY POSTED ON WATTPAD! ALL OTHER FULL COPIES ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE ARE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS!] How would Hiccup and the village react if he had turned into a night fury? An annoying, yet related dragon seems to have the answers, but will Hiccup accept them? Or turn his back and risk losing every...

The Rouge Angel (Book 1) - HTTYD

He was Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third. During his time as a beat up, fifteen year old Viking, Hiccup started to change. Physically and mentally. He was getting powerful, violent urges, and his veins turned black, and started to show. In the arena, when he was supposed to kill the Monstrous Nightmare, something w...

Secret of a Dragon (An HTTYD Story)

Under editing. * I can tell you anything you would want to know about dragons... But you mark my words... Once I tell you... You'll wish I hadn't. * He has always been considered the loser of the tribe, the failure. He tried his whole life to prove himself, but only succeeded in embarrassing the whole village. He's ne...

We are one - HTTYD FanFic (The We Are Series) Book #1

I turn to the boy as he thrusts his flaming sword towards me. I dodge and I kick the sword out of his hands and it clatters to the ground, the blade retracting and the fire extinguishing. I place my katana sword right next to his neck and I use my other hand to push him to a tree and hold him there. Heat ripples throu...