Part short story, part children's book parody, "Doris Bears with Tragedy" is a masterpiece in which everyone's favorite college freshman Doris encounters a tough situation regarding her true love. - (you can read either the prose or poem version first; they tell the same story, but in different ways, and thus are inde...
"I'm going to need a yam, 2 cans of vegan lemur frosting, 3 tubs of Garbanzo beans, half a pickled horn-melon, sun-dried Argentinian cactus testicles, and a dead body, but before anything else, I need milk." This was Bob's first and only request when he came knocking on Carol Welby's door. - Do you like comed...
Jules is a dork. Jules knows this. Ella is beautiful. Jules knows this. - "Table for Two" is a short play/script/love-story of two young adults. The story follows Jules, her close friend River, the beautiful waitress Ella, and a special coffee mug. Feel free to act it out! Have fun with it. It's punny. It's cutesy. It...
Sometimes we need a better way to get our deepest, strongest messages out there. Who doesn't remember a good rhyme? (That's a rhetorical question, and besides, I can't hear you). This is a little collection of poems that I'm hoping you will remember (and maybe even understand!). I hope it will only grow in the future...
"We didn't know it would be our last sunset at the lake. We hadn't the slightest clue. We didn't think the wall we had built around ourselves would crumble down in an avalanche of bricks and take away our air. We didn't think they would find us here. We didn't think they would care so much to look. I didn't think I wo...