☆Heather, the dumb hoe☆

Art created by a dumb hoe named Heather. Most, if not all, is already on my Instagram (hello_yes_this_is_alien).

Art Book 11

Ò3Ó and so it continues disclaimer: DONT TRACE MY ART

gucci

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

edge

" Phil Lester is on the edge of suicide. " or in which Dan can see everyone's deepest secret simply by looking at them.

Mr. Phantomhive(Sebaciel Yaoi/ Teacher AU)

You know how in every cliché chick flick there's always that scene where the girl looks across the crowded room and her eyes magically connect with a devastatingly handsome male's - with multiple people in between the two, mind you - and it's as if time stands still? Like it's just them in the world as everything arou...

My art book

This will show all the pictures I have done. And I will be doing requested pictures

Silent Screams ((Darkiplier x Jacksepticeye))

((Originally written by a different user with a now deleted account, I thought I would take this into my own hands and rewrite this "great" story.)) Jack is the loud , green haired Irishman who loves creating YouTube videos. Mark is also a YouTuber, and Jack's best friend. Both have feelings for one another. But what...

Kik || Phan

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

gay art n edits

insp by queennugget699 ;) yeet also im otherkin xd

snapchat

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

the unholy titany

[warning]: this is a joke self aware max ian and joji do some stuff idk

lucidity | shyland ✓

[completed] in which ryland starts dreaming of shane, the pretty boy in his sleep. - at sixteen years old, ryland adams is pretty sure he has his life figured out. everything's perfect. it's not a word he likes to use that often, but with a clique of cheerleaders and jocks by his side and the thousands of dollars his...

broken | shyland ✓

[completed] whilst tackling adulthood and the struggles of growing up, ryland falls apart, and shane tries so desperately hard to piece him back together. - ryland adams is broken. really, he is. people who walk past him and enter his life for just a millisecond leave with shards of glass in their bare feet. he's just...

bad boy | shyland ✓

[completed] shane dawson was everything your parents warned you about; not just reckless, but a trouble maker too. the boy who got held back a year. the boy who drinks and smokes and parties and sleeps with every girl on campus. and ryland adams? well, he was the boy stupid enough to fall in love with him. © wattpad 2...

ask.fm ✎ phan au

[COMPLETED] Anonymous: you're cute Phil: um thanks, but who are you?

dan and phil facts

everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

My Angel In Disguise [Jacksepticeye X Reader] [BOOK 1] [#Wattys2016]

You have just lost your home. Everything. You sit at the apartment crying. He still has to get home. What home exactly? You are scared you might get another beating from him. Nothing can save you now. What will happen? Follow me: Facebook ID: Scarlett Winchester Twitter Mention: @SPN_Fandom0048 Instagram: Winchester...

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 2]

Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry f...

i'm yours | damon ✓

❝ david, i'm yours. i was yours from day one and will be yours forevermore ❞ - in the sequel to only for you, the world brings more obstacles for simon and david cowell to face. marriage, adoption and scheming ex wives are only the start of it.

my little secret | damon ✓

❝ you, my darling, will always be my little secret ❞ - life is a blur and a mystery. we learn this through a tale in which the wrong place, the wrong time and the wrong amount of alcohol accumulates in so much more than planned for simon cowell and david walliams.

the assistant | damon ✓

❝ i'm addicted to you, walliams. you're like my own personal morphine. ❞ - they say workplace relationships never work, but when london nobody david walliams meets famous business tycoon simon cowell, can they prove that wrong?

just a daydream | damon

❝ i lived a lifetime with him and he doesn't even know it ❞ - in the sequel to my little secret, we learn that people are never the same as they are in your dreams. when david wakes up from his coma and discovers that the past six months he'd spent with simon were in fact just a fantasy, can he relive it? this time...

the populars | damon

❝ baby, you've got to learn that sometimes it's good to be a little bad ❞ - in some ways, it's your typical high school romance. but really, it's not. teenage tearaway simon cowell and wallflower david walliams can't help it when their worlds collide. with an absent father and a drunk for a mother, simon is permanentl...

only for you | damon ✓

❝ everything is perfect, baby ❞ - affairs, lust and a four year old child never go well together, and when david walliams' skit of being in love with simon cowell unexpectedly snowballs into more, he learns that it's impossible to have perfection last forever.

Until I Met You (Markiplier x Reader)

I wasn't living- I was surviving- that is, Until I Met You.

A Love Like Ours || m.f.

*SEQUEL TO UNTIL I MET YOU. READ THAT FIRST* The sweet color of honey seeped into his otherwise oak brown eyes. I was fascinated with the way and timing they changed color. Our eyes were locked with each other's when a chuckle of disbelief floated from his mouth. "What's so funny?" His gaze washed over my entire face...

Dan and Phil songs lyrics

Protip needs to stop, and this story contains songs that are about Dan and Phil, the phandom, Dan and Phil related things, or songs that remind me of them. [Leave suggestions in comments please, if you have any suggestions for chapters on which "songs" I can do.] I still don't understand why this has so many reads..