help wanted: looking for someone patient and skilled to teach me to play soccer. must know rules, techniques, and have knowledge of history of sport. needs to know how to play within a month or two. compensation is no problem, and can be discussed. number 768-4386. WARNINGS: - cannot kick balls - very uncoordinated...
[Finalist in Watty Awards 2013) He Wasn't a Jerk #2 ⁑⁑ Disclaimer: Probably a lot of grammar issues, along with plot holes and annoying characters. This was written when I was thirteen. Continue at your own discretion) ⁑⁑ You know the story on how One Direction formed, how they got 3rd place on X Factor and how the...