Comebacks Are My Second Language
100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)
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"I bet you 50 bucks, I can get Asher James to fall in love with me." "I'll give you 100 bucks if you can make him fall in love with you AND get him to stop being such a douche bag." And that's how it all started. This story is Copyrighted ©
Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.