The Heartbreak Chronicles

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Blonde Jokes

There are people in this world, mainly feminine, who, like Amanda Seyfried's character in Mean Girls, have no idea what is happening around them. I, unfortunately, am among that group. These are some of the things my friends tease me with.

Pick Up Line Comebacks

Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS

~Life~We all live Only once...So live wise!

Life is too short to live so, we must live everyday as if it's our last day Live free Enjoy every second Smile always, no matter what happens in life but don't forget to smile...

Control

For Eva Winters, life turned out a little more complicated than she had imagined. After years worth of saving, she was finally ready to leave the busy city and make a change in her scandalous lifestyle. She thought moving to a quiet, small town with her best friend would be enough to halt her inner wild-child, allowin...

Joke Book!

Bored? Need an awesome comeback? Or just a good joke once in a while? Well, you came to the right place!

Do Not Read This You Will Die Of Laughter

This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!

1001 Ways To Annoy People (in progress)

ANNOY!!!!!!

Insults and jokes

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The Book of Sassy Comebacks & Funny Insults

Its all in the title.

Relatable posts

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

Wet

Arielle Tesfaye's senior year immediately turns upside down the second she finds out about her switch to another swim team. Although the problem with this one particular swim team was not what she was expecting. What if this team was home to the 10 most popular, sexiest, charismatic, most talked about boys of Amphitri...

He Was Send For Me From Heaven

Rose does not believe that there's someone out there that will love her so dearly and because of that she always hated the idea of marriage. Rose and Parker have been the best of friend ever since day one. Rose is a happy go lucky girl with a desire of travelling around the world with her best friend Parker. Will they...

Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...

Perfect Illusion

Perfect Illusion is the FIRST book in the Perfect series, followed by the soon-to-be released film PERFECT ADDICTION. Published as an ebook/ on kindle ***** When college student Alex Woods agrees to a fake engagement plot to save her paren...