"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...
She dialled the wrong number, he answered. #767 in Short Story 26/12/16 #316 in Short Story 6/1/17 #78 in Short Story 17/3/17
1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship
"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]