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  • Beauty and the Beet #onceuponnow
    42.9K 3.3K 6

    As Clementine Bell has learned, running a successful NYC patisserie is tougher than it looks. Even with training in classical French baking from the best school in the world, getting people to walk through the doors to the Clementhyme Bakery proves much more difficult than drawing millions of viewers to her sensationa...

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  • Teaching Stupidity
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    ❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a girl named Ana is forced to tutor a boy named Jace. Best Rank : #1 in Sh...

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  • Anger Management
    2.1M 176K 43

    ❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...

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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
    6M 433K 12

    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Misfits
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    "Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

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  • Coffee Break | ✓
    257K 15.4K 27

    ❝I'm starting think it's more than a coincidence that we keep going the same seat at the same time...❞ ❝It's better than being a loner, right?❞ ∘ ∘ ∘ The lives of two people who meet in a coffee shop [ mainly dialogue ] ∘ ∘ ∘

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  • Ice Cream Cones
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    "Hello" "Hey." "Umm, so do you want some ice cream?" "Why else would I call an ice cream shop in the middle of a summer day when it is broiling hot and reaching record highs in the temperature department?" "Good point, so what do you want?" "Mint chocolate chip. My favorite! By the way, you have a very deep voice."...

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  • Rotations
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    cover made by the fabulous @dandielions "An invention of pure terror, the Ferris Wheel is." "But, the view is so beautiful, seeing everything from up high.." "Don't even mention the extreme heights, or I will puke." "What if I help you get over your fear?" "If you can do that, you must be a really powerful being or...

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  • Sugar Fix | discontinued
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    "Hello this is Sugar Fix, there's nothing a little sugar can't fix! How may I -" "Yeah hi. This is kind of an emergency." "Sorry sir, I think you may have the wrong number..." "No I can assure you this is a cake related emergency, I need your help, stat." [Coffee Break spin-off] Best Rank #109 (Short Story)