'Watching your brother go down for rape sounds like a difficult task, right? Try being the girl in the witness stand, the victim.' Most people ignore Kat Price and go straight for her perfect, confident and attractive older brother, Finn. The day that Finn goes down for rape, Kat's in the spotlight, Kat's the one wit...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! When you had found out that you were the 13th Diary user, a player in a game of life or death, you had no intentions of losing. Yet at first you had the impression that your Future Diary was useless, and that you would surely die because of it. But in the end it might be the...
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
Warning: this book is very very funny. You might laugh till you cry, just saying. Hope you enjoy the jokes, and laugh. I did NOT,I repeat,NOT make up the jokes. Whoever made them up, good for them. This book is for all ages. See you on the other side of the cover!
So this was previously made to be a one-shot until I realized this will be way too long to be qualified as a one-shot. So I think I will turn this into a 5-10 part story. I have a feeling I'm making an extremely huge mistake and am about to get a lot of hate. HOWEVER... I say screw it. I'm gonna write it anyway. If yo...
When Lauren's mother died, her abusive father looks to her to play the role of house wife and bedmate. Lauren finds a way to escape it all when she meets local barbershop owner and Kingpin Rio.