Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
Draco Malfoy. Everyone knows him as the cold, cruel, heartless, cowardly, pure-blood Slytherin king. Well, they’re wrong. Draco’s in Gryffindor. Harry Potter never lost his parents. Harry Potter is the Slytherin king. Draco Malfoy is the Gryffindor hero. Want to know why? Harry wasn’t the one who got the lightning bol...
Rosalind Lupin is in her third year at Hogwarts with her best friends Harry, Ron and Hermione. This year her father will be teaching there. Her mother died, killed by Voldemort. Murderer Sirius Black escaped from azkaban, what will happen when she meets him.
It is widely known throughout Hogwarts that there are things that should never be done. However, throughout the course of this story, you will find a list of 150 things that shouldn't have been done, but have been. Includes all generations; Marauders Era, Golden Trio's Era, Next Generation.
My name is James Sirius Potter. You may not know it yet, but just before the beginning of my second year, I met someone. He was a strange fellow, old and dark and... Well, completely bonkers. I got myself into something shady; I didn't know better. Albus, my brother, started his first year at school. He and Rose were...
'You better watch your back, ‘cause you're next'. The words echoed menacingly inside my head, filling me with fear. Obviously someone was out to get me - but who? As if on cue, the answer screamed from the headlines of the Daily Prophet: 'Family Kidnapped by Death Eaters.' The paper fell from my hands and realisation...
Lily Potter, daughter of the legendary Harry Potter, is finally entering her first year at Hogwarts, but the last thing she expects is to be Sorted into the infamous Slytherin house... Warning: very slow updates.
Nineteen years Later, Albus Severus Potter and Rose Weasley are off to Hogwarts at last. While there, they make some unexpected friends and decisions. This is the story of three friends and their adventures together in this spin-off of your favorite series, Harry Potter.
Albus Potter starts Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, only to be sorted into Slytherin! With his worst fear recognised, what is he to do? But thankfully for Albus, one boy is ready to help him. Scorpius Malfoy. And Albus cannot believe it. In this story, follow Albus and his friends through his first year at...
Albus Potter is in his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is HOPING for some peace and quiet. Everything's going well until one of his best friends, Dimitri Reynolds, discovers the Will of Ignotus Perevell hidden under the floorboards in their dormitory. There are seven tasks on the Will...s...
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley Life for Lacey Carson hasn't been a straight road into paradise. Struggling with the death of her mother, her abusive step-father, and love for music and freedom, she's torn about who she really is, and who she's become. Growing up with a n...
Albus Severus Potter is starting school at Hogwarts along with his cousin, Rose Weasley. They meet a certain Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy and perhaps form the Golden Trio of the second generation? And with a little adventures coming their way, will their friendship stand through? I have no effing idea, let's read and find...
It's Albus Potter's last year at Hogwarts. Everything is good until Hogwarts is forced into a lock down for all its students and summer break isn't coming. It all started with an attempt of kidnapping, but then some of his family members are in mysterious attacks. After some of his closest family members go missing, A...
I got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.
Dudley never thought of her daughter getting a letter to Hogwarts... but now... she's attending it! Daisy is the complete opposite of Dudley, she's bright and happy all the time! When she goes in the train to Hogwarts, she meets a boy named Scorpius Malfoy! They become friends and are both sorted into Slytherin! But w...
Not everyone knows that Draco Malfoy has a sister; not everyone knows that Lucius Malfoy had a daughter; not everyone knows of the constant abuse she received. Apparently Albus Dumbledore knows though, so she's brought to Hogwarts. Follow Willow Malfoy as she struggles to find her way as a small girl in a big school...
WILLOW is now 16 and kinda has to fight off the Dark Lord. Yeah, haters gonna hate. SCREW YOU VOLDEMORT!
Most of the characters/places/llamas in this book belong to the AWEMAZIC author, JK Rowling and Warner Bros. I give them 99% of the credit for this. I just added another character and dubbed her awesome, and that's about it. I do not ever plan to make a profit off this story. Draco Malfoy has a twin sister named Jinx...