Ten Reasons Not To Die
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
| Highest Raking #10 in disaster | I remember once he said to me, "she was like the wind, always there but never present" and if she was the wind, then he was was the rain that followed. I loved the rain. but just like the rain, I knew that what we had could never last forever.
*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, rig...