Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Shattered

[Completed] Christine's life was completely shattered when a car accident left her with amnesia. Now she has to rely on her husband, Jack, to help put all the broken pieces of her life back together. But which pieces are real and which pieces are fabricated? One of the pieces seems to be a handsome stranger; a man...

The Girl I Never Knew

Mia isn't your average teenage girl. She struggles with bulling growing up so she went to a new school, where nobody knows her big secret. 17 and young as she is, she finds the popular boy, Austin Johnson attractive but she always thought, she'll never get a chance with him. Little did she know, Austin has the biggest...

I'm a nerd..(undercover)

She's a badass.She's crazy,chatty and outgoing. She goes to parties and get drunk. Her parents are dead. She lives alone and she has her parents' money because they were rich. But when she moves to a new town she goes to school undercover as a nerd. She don't want other people to know that she is rich and don't want f...

From Nerd to Badass

16 year old Madison-Mason is the nerd of the school. She is always getting bullied even by her twin brother Josh. But one day she has enough and runs away but when she returns she is very different and wants a little revenge.

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

For Hating Me You Sure Are Possessive

When Kara's best friend, Maver, moves in with his brother she isn't happy about it. Logan is nothing like Maver. He's straightforward, crude and just an overall menace. With a complicated home life, a complaint-worthy school atmosphere and Logan's added perviness; Kara has her hands full. But the trouble Logan presen...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Dragon Heir [Book 1] [Watty Award Winner 2012]

There was a time when the king of the human world raged war between humans and dragonkind, forcing their rulers to seal the portal between both worlds and leave the one thing they loved above all else behind. Now, in a land full of turmoil, one huntress learns of her bloodline and how she alone has the ability to har...

Secret Wings

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and...

Annifer

Time is running out. Princess Annifer's brother is in mortal danger from a deadly enemy and she's about to be banished from the kingdom for good. Her friends are too scared to help her. With nothing but her wits to rely on, Annifer must trace the only person who can save them - the mysterious Wise Woman she remembers...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Bad Influence

Rochelle Channing is just a normal teenage girl that wants to go to a Beyonce concert and party until she passes out. Is that too much to ask? When she meets the stranger that throws her life upside down. She can tell he's hiding something dangerous. The look in his eyes and the Aura he gives off is certainly not norm...